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(HitFix)   The fifteen most useless sequels of all time. Missing from the list: The last two Matrix films and Star Trek: First Contact   ( hitfix.com) divider line
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2013-07-14 09:24:59 PM  
4 votes:
Hi guyz, what's going on in this thread?

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2013-07-14 08:00:13 PM  
3 votes:

BravadoGT: Highlander 2
Predator 2

/got nothin'

There was no Highlander 2.  I've never heard of it.  Seen it. When I google it, the screen goes black, the room darkens and I hear a primal scream of terror and wake up on the floor in a fetal position, sobbing.

There is no Highlander 2.
2013-07-14 10:47:10 PM  
2 votes:

CraicBaby: Let's also add Cars 2 to the list. It was totally unnecessary.

well, if we're doing kids movies:

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2013-07-14 05:21:10 PM  
2 votes:
Caine famously quipped, "I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific!

I love that quote.
2013-07-15 10:01:39 AM  
1 vote:

BravadoGT: Highlander 2
Predator 2

What is this "Highlander 2" you speak of? You must have dreamed that, because there is no such thing. Highlander ended in such a way that a sequel was pretty much impossible, so even an attempted sequel would have been  insipid, poorly thought out, contradictory, and just plain stupid.  Hell, it likely would have been so bad that even thinking about it would cause fans of the original movie to have a traumatic brain injury, resulting in loss of memory to protect their brains from further damage.
2013-07-14 11:32:47 PM  
1 vote:

Harry_Seldon: Wireless Joe: Hi guyz, what's going on in this thread?

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That, sir, was a prequel, and  the Darth Maul fight scene almost redeemed this abomination (love the music)

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2013-07-14 11:20:28 PM  
1 vote:

thatguyoverthere70: What would be a challenge (and more interesting) would be to come up with a list of sequels that should have been useless but turned out to be not terrible, good, or even better than the original.

OOh,  I like a challenge.

1) The Dark Knight
2) Godfather II
3) Star Trek II: Wrath of Kahn
4)The Good, The Bad and the Ugly (although to be honest, The Man With No Name was not part of a trilogy...he had names in all of the movies and they were different characters. It was pure marketing on WB)
5) Spiderman 2
6) Iron Man 3 was better than Iron Man 2
7) Several Bond movies were better than Doctor No
8) Bride of Frankenstein.
9) Kill Bill 2 (It actually had a farking story and character parts)
10) White Dicks, Black Chicks 12
2013-07-14 10:51:58 PM  
1 vote:

JammerJim: angrymacface: First Contact a useless sequel? I think you misspelled "The Undiscovered Country".

Undiscovered Country? Really? You trollin' or do you have a good reason?

The film was rushed and it shows. The plot has holes big enough to fly the Enterprise-D through, the actors seemed like they were just phoning it in, and finally, a Shakespeare-quoting Klingon? Please.
2013-07-14 09:40:36 PM  
1 vote:
Fark all of you, I liked Matrix Reloaded/Revolutions.
2013-07-14 09:33:51 PM  
1 vote:
I'm gonna kill sumbudy

Do it in a sledgehammer fight and no sane jury would convict.
2013-07-14 08:23:52 PM  
1 vote:
Not only did "Nursing Home Honeys IV: Granny's Old Coontry Buffet" rehash most of the same setups, it actually lifted word for word dialogue from the seminal "Nursing Home Honeys III: Gang Bingo? Gang BANGO!"
2013-07-14 06:47:45 PM  
1 vote:
For those who don't do slideshows list is as follows...

1. Basic Instinct II
2. Blues Brothers 2000
3. Blair Witch 2
4. Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
5 Caddyshack II
6. Crocodile Dundee in LA
7. Dumb and Dumberer.
8. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.
9. Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.
10. Jaws: The Revenge.
11. Scary Movie 2
12. Son of The Mask
13. Speed 2
14. US Marshals.
15. The Whole Ten Yards.
2013-07-14 05:38:18 PM  
1 vote:
Can't even deslidify the slideshow properly? That's a link de-listing to red (if there was such a thing)

/fark slideshows
//fark broken slideshows
///but not slashies
2013-07-14 05:26:13 PM  
1 vote:
First Contact? Troll harder subtard.
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