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(NBC Connecticut)   ♫ ♫ The time has come to say fair's fair, to pay the rent, to agree on pizza topping. How can we sleep when our pants are burning? How do we stand when our wife lights our pants on fire while we're sleeping? ♫♫   ( nbcconnecticut.com) divider line
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2013-07-14 03:33:20 PM  
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Not entirely relevant, but I'll take any chance to repeat this story...

When I was in the military waay back when, I drove a friend home the morning after a long night of drinking and general debauchery. His Puerto Rican wife had cut the crotches out of all his pants and underwear. She threw these items at my car as the rest of his stuff burned on the front lawn.

She was hot.

2013-07-14 03:16:53 PM  
1 vote:
Were they fighting over whether Sally's or Pepe's is better?
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