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(ABC News)   Smart diapers designed to capture data streams   ( divider line
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1361 clicks; posted to Geek » on 13 Jul 2013 at 2:14 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-13 02:18:11 AM  
Our species is doomed.
2013-07-13 02:18:14 AM  
Don't cross the streams.
2013-07-13 02:19:56 AM  
Urine credible!
2013-07-13 02:24:54 AM  
The Wee
2013-07-13 02:35:59 AM  
Wow, parents are going to be able to get a Masters degree in, Pee and Poop, one day.
2013-07-13 02:38:19 AM  
For farks sakes.. REALLY?
2013-07-13 02:51:03 AM  

Kittypie070: Our species is doomed.

Just the Japanese, the Jewish, and whatever the hell a Faybishenko is.  Normal people like Browns have the normal "uhh, this is kinda weird" reflex.
2013-07-13 03:15:46 AM  
Let's hope that it's not made with pissy programing and code that stinks...
2013-07-13 04:11:38 AM  
DOOOMED ah say cuz of these farkin yuppies.

We have people here who need real medical attention and this yutz designs piss sensors for babby nappies and overly helicoptery parents!??

He better not have ganked that from NASA spinoffs or pissed cat is gonna arrange for him to miss an ear.
2013-07-13 04:15:55 AM  
Gotta start testing them early if you want to get in the best prep schools.
2013-07-13 04:37:43 AM  
Dude. That's piss testing, not intelligence tes.....OH HOLD THE HELL ON.

2013-07-13 07:52:09 AM  
There's an A-Rod PED testing joke in here somewhere, but it's too early in the morning for me to come up with one.
2013-07-13 08:15:09 AM  
Where's it store the logs?

/hehehe, logs.
2013-07-13 09:11:13 AM  

BumpInTheNight: Where's it store the logs?

/hehehe, logs.

In a BLOB.
2013-07-13 10:29:24 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: BumpInTheNight: Where's it store the logs?

/hehehe, logs.

In a BLOB.

2013-07-13 10:40:01 AM  
I had a similar idea, but no way of knowing how to implement such a thing. It came from when my toddler was sick with some sort of virus and couldn't even keep water down. She was so dehydrated that she ended up being admitted so she could get IV fluids because her electrolytes were so out of whack.

Anyhow, because she wasn't potty trained at the time, they had to cath her to get a UA. I felt so bad for her, and wondered if a diaper could be designed such that the urine could be extracted and analyzed, saving small children from the catheter.

The smart diaper for helicopter parents sounds stupid, but I can see an application for hospitals.
2013-07-13 10:45:04 AM  
Does it test for pot and coke?  It's never too soon for career preparation.
2013-07-13 10:53:18 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Does it test for pot and coke?  It's never too soon for career preparation.

That joke was already made.
2013-07-13 04:01:51 PM  
Yeah, hospital use is fine, actually.
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