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(Huffington Post)   Man arrested for throwing semen at women in Walmart. What a jerk   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Knox County, Wal-Mart, Delaware State Police, Jeremie Calo, WPVI, Pam, Fei Lin  
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5946 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jul 2013 at 3:15 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-12 03:17:26 PM  
2 votes:
Have fun being a registered sex offender until 2050.
2013-07-12 04:34:05 PM  
1 vote:
Faith No More did a song about this..

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For your listening pleasure
2013-07-12 04:16:52 PM  
1 vote:
Look, if he can even get it up in a WalMart then good for him. Mine always crawls up inside to hide.

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I don't think it's supposed to be a thong.
2013-07-12 03:20:56 PM  
1 vote:
I guess he realized that was the only way he was ever going to get his semen onto (or into) a woman.
2013-07-12 03:20:45 PM  
1 vote:
I swear I remember a story about another jizz lobber at Wal Mart from a few months back.

Please tell me this is not going to be the next tebowing, planking, whatever...
2013-07-12 03:20:01 PM  
1 vote:
Well if you cant throw semen at Walmart anymore, I'm just not going to go......
2013-07-12 03:17:03 PM  
1 vote:
Frank J. Short Accused Of Throwing Semen At Woman He Thought Was 'Hot'

Women today just can't take a compliment.
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