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(Quartz)   North Korea's economy is growing faster than Brazil's but a 10% increase on 0 is still 0   ( qz.com) divider line
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2013-07-12 12:01:56 PM  
3 votes:
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"Ten percent of nothing is-let me do the math here. Nothing into nothin'. Carry the nothin'..."
2013-07-12 12:53:44 PM  
1 vote:
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Thank you for your understanding and time
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/helicopter outside office....
2013-07-12 11:59:12 AM  
1 vote:
Best Korea State Administration Council  Chairman.

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2013-07-12 11:56:46 AM  
1 vote:
Damn so that's where I left that 20.
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