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(Syracuse Post-Standard)   Police: Man's ex-girlfriend too large to have stolen copper pipe from basement   ( syracuse.com) divider line
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6861 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jul 2013 at 12:13 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-12 12:25:48 PM  
Hey... she might be a heifer... but she's *my* heifer.
2013-07-12 12:26:34 PM  
Is this the copper clapper caper?
2013-07-12 12:27:46 PM  
How many hotdogs did they throw down that hallway in order to make this determination?
2013-07-12 12:29:44 PM  
Was she in charge?
2013-07-12 12:30:21 PM  
don't want to see photographic evidence of girth in question
2013-07-12 12:30:47 PM  

99.998er: Is this the copper clapper caper?

I taught that skit to a class of ESL kids last week and it was awesome.
2013-07-12 12:32:37 PM  
sounds like a perfectly crappy place to live.
2013-07-12 12:35:16 PM  
Did she look like this??
2013-07-12 12:36:35 PM  

TheRameres: Did she look like this??

UGH... smacked by the filters.  Here's the link.
2013-07-12 12:39:40 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: Was she in charge?

or named Marge?
2013-07-12 12:55:52 PM  
Some men prefer a heavy...heavier woman.
2013-07-12 01:23:08 PM  
She wasn't that large back in the myspace days. I'm just guessing this is her because the guy looks like the Lyle Wallace on the busted mugshot.

/From the comments, "If she doesn't fit, you must acquit."
2013-07-12 01:42:26 PM  
What a big, fat liar!
2013-07-12 01:42:58 PM  
TTIUWOP or how many it takes
2013-07-12 01:48:52 PM  
What's her fark handle?
2013-07-12 02:18:07 PM  
OK, so is she to big for a picture? They could use a wide angle lens or panoramic shot.
2013-07-12 02:48:16 PM  
*THAT'S A HUGE biatch!1!!*
2013-07-12 02:54:50 PM  
The important thing is whether I can fit into her. The rest is a secondary consideration.
2013-07-12 03:13:54 PM  
Hum, didn't know subby's mom was back on the dating scene.
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