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6803 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 12 Jul 2013 at 11:49 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-12 11:58:13 AM  
6 votes:
Weedlord Bonerhitler.
2013-07-12 12:16:09 PM  
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2013-07-12 12:08:43 PM  
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2013-07-12 11:21:25 PM  
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2013-07-12 10:47:29 PM  
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2013-07-12 02:17:04 PM  
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2013-07-12 02:11:17 PM  
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2013-07-12 01:01:32 PM  
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2013-07-12 12:54:52 PM  
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2013-07-12 12:53:36 PM  
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LectertheChef: k4mi: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x316]

Ok, so why does it have a giant dildo on its arm?

Death by snu snu?
2013-07-12 12:18:03 PM  
2 votes:
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what happens after too much Jaeger
2013-07-12 12:14:02 PM  
2 votes:
Can't we all just get along?

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2013-07-12 12:12:52 PM  
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2013-07-13 01:36:00 AM  
1 vote:

HotWingAgenda: Here's the thing: if Michael Bay released the exact same f*cking movie, it would be universally panned and there would be a nonstop Fark hatefest over it. The fact that a great dramatic filmmaker can make a piece of steaming sh*t like this and get a pass just because of who he is makes me want to dropkick a bunny rabbit.

Same material, done differently.  If you give two people a sea bass, and one makes it with a light garlic breading with a hint of lemon and the other rolls it around in yard debris before deep frying it, I imagine one would be favored and one would be universally panned.
2013-07-12 10:21:09 PM  
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2013-07-12 10:00:19 PM  
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2013-07-12 09:11:56 PM  
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2013-07-12 08:43:32 PM  
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Oh, THAT is gonna get used as Farkie note.
2013-07-12 08:24:13 PM  
1 vote:

CptnSpldng: Ringshadow: If we've been fighting Kaiju (sea dwelling giant monsters) for twenty years why do we still have coastal cities? Why not pack everyone's shiat, move to Kansas and bait the Kaiju onto large chunks of now-empty land to deal with them?

/in theory any large sea-dwelling creature will start to organ crush if on land too long!

I see the flaw in your cunning plan.

Look sunshine I'm not claiming it'll be enjoyable but it will be reasonably seamonster proof.

/lived in Kansas 12 years
//not fun, but survivable
2013-07-12 08:23:42 PM  
1 vote:

Swoop1809: SPOILERS

Why didnt they use the goddamn swords the whole time?? They freaking sharknadoed a monster with the sword under water.

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You mean to tell me you could have taken your hand out of those cuffs at anytime?
No, not anytime. Only when it was funny!

They saved the sword for a big dramatic moment in the fight. Tension and pacing trump logic in this regard. It made the end of that fight more exciting.
2013-07-12 04:43:42 PM  
1 vote:
Cyno01:  the Kaijus blood is extremely toxic and volatile, they blew up one of the first ones and turned, iirc, Tiujana or somewhere into a poisinous no mans land.

So, an improvement then?

/Totally sneaking out of work to see this next week.
2013-07-12 04:20:34 PM  
1 vote:
Why are people arguing about the most realistic way to fight giant monsters in the ocean?
2013-07-12 04:07:51 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-07-12 03:17:30 PM  
1 vote:
they would party with Wrangler J Christmastits...
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/hot like a diarrhea touchdown
2013-07-12 03:11:32 PM  
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2013-07-12 02:42:08 PM  
1 vote:

thecpt: Jim from Saint Paul: Evangelion unit 01?



2013-07-12 01:38:08 PM  
1 vote:

That's Fister Roboto, pal! He's a learning robot.
2013-07-12 01:36:15 PM  
1 vote:
I honestly didn't see the Benedict Cumberbatch one coming. That was genuinely funny. All the other hyperbolically-fake-and-ridiculous names were a set-up for that one actual name at the end.
2013-07-12 01:34:28 PM  
1 vote:
I lost it at Wrangler J. Christmastits. Something about a giant robot with a middle initial cracks me up.
2013-07-12 01:30:32 PM  
1 vote:

Sgt Otter: Cubicle Jockey: nitefallz: scottydoesntknow: A current drone, such as a Predator armed with Hellfire missiles, would make quick work of that dude.
But the fight scenes would be boring. And so we get Transformers-like things.

A few hellfire missiles are going to take down a 300 foot, 2000 ton monster?

Considering that the trailers showed that conventional weaponry didn't seem to work, it's a strange thing for him to have a nitpick on.

Wild Mass Guessing: The kaijus have an outrageous healing factor that requires a singular massive damaging strike to kill or injure them?

I haven't seen it yet, but a friend mentioned that the Kaiju's blood is EXTREMELY toxic, so killing just one with conventional weapons in the ocean is like creating a BP oil spill every time.  They developed the Jaegars to basically bludgeon them to death.

"It's too dangerous to oceanic wildlife if we blow them up at sea. Better wait until they're in downtown Hong Kong where it's safer."
2013-07-12 01:18:33 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-07-12 01:14:06 PM  
1 vote:

PsyLord: Dafuq is this shiat?  Subby should be ashamed of submitting this and the mod should stop drinking... NOW.

I was right there with you until Benidict Cumberbatch. Not sure why but that cracked my shiat up.
2013-07-12 12:49:10 PM  
1 vote:

loki see loki do: They should name one Chumley.

I didn't see an option for 'obese' in the creation settings.
2013-07-12 12:43:24 PM  
1 vote:

LectertheChef: k4mi: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x316]

Ok, so why does it have a giant dildo on its arm?

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2013-07-12 12:33:31 PM  
1 vote:

PsyLord: Dafuq is this shiat?  Subby should be ashamed of submitting this and the mod should stop drinking... NOW.

I'm sorry, 'Vandersloot Assgiraffe' made me laugh loud enough for people to look at me. It was worth clicking on the page.
2013-07-12 12:16:19 PM  
1 vote:
Biff McHugeLarge

/mst3k did it
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