monoski: Great, now math and english English have a liberal bias
theknuckler_33: "Representative Takano's action and grandstanding represent everything Americans hate about Washington, but I won't let his partisanship stand for all of us," Cassidy said.[winace.courageunfettered.com image 229x123]
Diogenes: The "it's too long" argument is getting to be one of my favorites. It should invite the ridicule of every voting American. But it's become a valid excuse because we've become a nation of lazy dumbasses.I would LOVE to be able to use that excuse on my job. "Please fact check this manual against the product." "Sorry, too long."
Dr Dreidel: chimp_ninja: I'm sorry you think 286 pages is too hard to read. I recommend that you never run for the Senate.[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x323]// from Takano's Tumblr// which is alternately informative and hysterical
chimp_ninja: I'm sorry you think 286 pages is too hard to read. I recommend that you never run for the Senate.
randomjsa: I always suspected teachers didn't know what the hell they were talking about when they marked up a paper with a red pen.Now I know for sure.
nmrsnr: Lord_Baull: Some advice random: Get a new schpeel. You're current one is unispired, dry and weak.In the spirit of corrections, the word you wanted to write is "spiel" which is German/Yiddish for "speak" and usually connotes a sales pitch. The word you were looking for is "shtick" which is Yiddish for an act or piece of a show.
tricycleracer: All legislation must fit into a single tweet.
randomjsa: I always suspected teachers didn't know what the hell they were talking about when they marked up a paper with a red pen.
Rapmaster2000: Immigration reform should be like 8 pages long only. Don't ask me how I know this.
Snarfangel: Hmm, I should have used "were" instead of "was" because it is conditional. I am going to lose points there.
xanadian: But on the flipside, a *thousand* f*cking pages for immigration reform?? When did we elect Leo Tolstoy to the Senate? (And at 500 pages and counting, the House isn't doing much better).
Diogenes: "Representative Takano's action and grandstanding represent everything Americans hate about Washington, but I won't let his partisanship stand for all of us," Cassidy said. "My colleagues and I are absolutely going to keep requesting that the Speaker listen to the American people, not the big money interests and rank partisans trying to bully and intimidate members of Congress to quickly pass this massive amnesty bill."Do you think the Republicans use the same people that service Obama's teleprompter to maintain their projector? Cause that thing is on like 100% of the time.
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