TheManofPA: Siri: Google "How to tie a Cincinnati bowtie"
Bucky Katt: Do they make condoms for phones?
Harry_Seldon: [thesipadvisor.files.wordpress.com image 312x210]
AverageAmericanGuy: 9% during sex? That's bullshiat.32% during a child's school function? That's bullshiat.
fusillade762: AverageAmericanGuy: 9% during sex? That's bullshiat.32% during a child's school function? That's bullshiat.Agree with you on the first part. Not so sure about the second.Personally I think I would smack a biatch who pulled out her phone during sex. Aw, who am I kidding, I'm too desperate for that.
SpdrJay: I do my laundry while having sex./efficient
Peki: My fiancé and I discussed this briefly. We both concluded that the only time it may apply to us is if he wanted to watch porn during doggy style. To which he ultimately shrugged his shoulders and said, "It probably would be too distracting."I am getting more annoyed at social interactions where 5-6 people are hanging out, and I look around to see that I'm the only one without my nose in a mobile device. Ffs, people, I may be autistic but even I can socialize better than that!
HotIgneous Intruder: There will come an era of mass suicides when, en masse, people realize what they're really like.
Bucky Katt: TheManofPA: Siri: Google "How to tie a Cincinnati bowtie"yesh! i shouldn't have done that.
Twinkles: They are trying to find the G-spot on Google Maps?
Giltric: Now the internet is full of amature porn videos where women just lay there like a dead fish and guys with little dicks cum in 10 seconds.Thanks, mobile device, for ruining porn.
A Terrible Human: For farks sake why? Sex is supposed to be between you and your partner/partners there's no damn reason to get a phone involved./Unless you're recording it I suppose.
A Terrible Human: Giltric: Now the internet is full of amature porn videos where women just lay there like a dead fish and guys with little dicks cum in 10 seconds.Thanks, mobile device, for ruining porn.You're not watching the right amateur porn then.
deadsanta: So, they're taking selfies and using the camera a la Paris Hilton, which was probably the first porn film kids that age ever saw./unsurprised.
SpdrJay: I do my laundry while having sex.
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