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(ABC Local)   Waaaaay up there on the list of places not to get your fap on: in the Lincoln Tunnel, while driving a bus for NJ Transit. Quote of the year candidate: "Now you can see he reaches for a handiwipe to address the situation"   ( divider line
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2013-07-12 01:11:20 AM  
8 votes:
the wheels on the bus go fap fap fap
fap fap fap
fap fap fap
2013-07-12 12:17:11 AM  
3 votes:
Oh come on, raise your hand if you haven't rubbed one out in the Lincoln Tunnel! I mean, a bus entering a tunnel? Hello euphemism!
2013-07-12 01:22:47 AM  
2 votes:
The incriminating video: Full Size
2013-07-12 12:13:11 AM  
2 votes:
I'm pretty sure that #1 and #2 on the list are "in public" and "at work," respectively. This dude managed to do it at work while in public. Impressive.
2013-07-12 12:12:36 AM  
2 votes:
Man, pretty much every George Simpson living in Newark just winced.
2013-07-12 12:07:55 AM  
2 votes:
the woman that took the video should be sued for not helping him out.
2013-07-12 05:40:09 AM  
1 vote:
What was the point of his actions supposed to be? As a New Jersey resident he's not eligible to run in a NYC Democratic primary.
2013-07-12 01:26:09 AM  
1 vote:
If He pointed HIS camera up Her skirt, HE would be arrested for voyeurism. So why isn't SHE being arrested for the same thing?
2013-07-12 01:23:46 AM  
1 vote:
He should have just pulled off on the side of the road.
2013-07-12 12:39:12 AM  
1 vote:

Fee Tines a Mady: Hackensack? I'll say!

2013-07-12 12:39:03 AM  
1 vote:
driving stick never felt so good
2013-07-12 12:20:18 AM  
1 vote:
Hackensack, eh? More like his sack hacked after this.
2013-07-12 12:18:48 AM  
1 vote:
I tried to wank it while driving once, but it was hard to concentrate on the task at hand.  I mean, I came of course, but the orgasm was subpar.
2013-07-12 12:16:00 AM  
1 vote:
Ok the reaching for the handiwipe and first wiping his face made me laugh so hard.....

and yes, that comment about "and here he is getting a handiwipe... to address...things"... comedy gold.

/people are sick farkers
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