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(ABC Local)   Waaaaay up there on the list of places not to get your fap on: in the Lincoln Tunnel, while driving a bus for NJ Transit. Quote of the year candidate: "Now you can see he reaches for a handiwipe to address the situation"   ( divider line
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2013-07-12 12:24:10 AM  
3 votes:
So at this point he is just charged with criminal activity.  And the news team says his full name but blurs his face.  This is media.

However, if you can't fap and keep a vehicle safe on the road you should have your license taken away.  That should be the test.
2013-07-12 02:44:42 AM  
2 votes:
Helping save the environment by using mass transit or rubbing one out?

2013-07-12 01:22:47 AM  
2 votes:
The incriminating video: Full Size
2013-07-12 12:16:00 AM  
2 votes:
Ok the reaching for the handiwipe and first wiping his face made me laugh so hard.....

and yes, that comment about "and here he is getting a handiwipe... to address...things"... comedy gold.

/people are sick farkers
2013-07-12 05:40:09 AM  
1 vote:
What was the point of his actions supposed to be? As a New Jersey resident he's not eligible to run in a NYC Democratic primary.
2013-07-12 02:31:57 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA: "She videotaped this why?" Eyewitness News investigative reporter Sarah Wallace asked.

2013-07-12 02:30:26 AM  
1 vote:

lewismarktwo: I tried to wank it while driving once, but it was hard to concentrate on the task at hand.  I mean, I came of course, but the orgasm was subpar.

It still beats not wanking.
2013-07-12 01:19:56 AM  
1 vote:
Try it on a motorcycle.
2013-07-12 01:05:38 AM  
1 vote:

drjekel_mrhyde: Why do she need a lawyer?

2013-07-12 12:17:11 AM  
1 vote:
Oh come on, raise your hand if you haven't rubbed one out in the Lincoln Tunnel! I mean, a bus entering a tunnel? Hello euphemism!
2013-07-12 12:13:11 AM  
1 vote:
I'm pretty sure that #1 and #2 on the list are "in public" and "at work," respectively. This dude managed to do it at work while in public. Impressive.
2013-07-12 12:07:55 AM  
1 vote:
the woman that took the video should be sued for not helping him out.
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