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2013-07-11 07:27:34 PM  
Oh yeah. It's freaking on tonight! I won't even need to get drunk to enjoy this gloriously shiatty movie.
 
2013-07-11 07:33:23 PM  
I am going to miss it.

Someone get knockout drunk for me, ok?
 
2013-07-11 07:33:38 PM  
Wait, a Sharknado thread?! Holy shiatballs, I'm in.
 
2013-07-11 07:33:48 PM  
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2013-07-11 07:34:23 PM  
"Stars" include Tara Reid and Ian Zierling.  Hoping they get twisted and eaten early.
 
2013-07-11 07:37:12 PM  

Langston: Wait, a Sharknado thread?! Holy shiatballs, I'm in.


this is the 3rd Sharknado thread greenlit today.

/jumped the shark already
 
2013-07-11 07:38:50 PM  

calbert: /jumped the sharknado already


FTFY
 
2013-07-11 07:40:52 PM  

calbert: Langston: Wait, a Sharknado thread?! Holy shiatballs, I'm in.

this is the 3rd Sharknado thread greenlit today.

/jumped the shark already


This is the discussion thread, the others aren't.
 
2013-07-11 07:42:46 PM  
Oh, god, this is going to be awful. I can't wait. I wish I had booze on hand.
 
2013-07-11 07:44:15 PM  
And don't forget it also stars John Heard
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or is it Hurt?
 
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Or is it William?
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or is it Willem  ?
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2013-07-11 07:44:33 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Oh, god, this is going to be awful. I can't wait. I wish I had booze on hand.


lulz

Can't be any worse than Mega Piranha. :-D
 
2013-07-11 07:45:51 PM  
I hope its as gloriously awful as Jersey Shore Shark Attack. I can't wait.
 
2013-07-11 07:46:17 PM  

DarkJohnson: And don't forget it also stars John Heard
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or is it Hurt?
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Or is it William?
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or is it Willem  ?
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First one, John Heard. Dad in Home Alone 1 & 2.
 
2013-07-11 07:46:37 PM  
Be on the lookout for inconsistent perspective.  One scene it's 100 feet long, another scene it's 10 feet long.  They do that all the time with these octo-shark-saura-gator movies.
 
2013-07-11 07:47:21 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: Oh, god, this is going to be awful. I can't wait. I wish I had booze on hand.

lulz

Can't be any worse than Mega Piranha. :-D


I've got all the bad ones on DVR tonight. Megashark VS Giant Octopus, Sharktopus, and Sharknado. Yay!
 
2013-07-11 07:48:08 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Oh, god, this is going to be awful. I can't wait. I wish I had booze on hand.


You can't get to a store and back in the next 4 hours?
 
2013-07-11 07:50:38 PM  

Via Infinito: Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: Oh, god, this is going to be awful. I can't wait. I wish I had booze on hand.

lulz

Can't be any worse than Mega Piranha. :-D

I've got all the bad ones on DVR tonight. Megashark VS Giant Octopus, Sharktopus, and Sharknado. Yay!


Sounds like you have a great evening in store. I love cheesy Asylum movies.
 
2013-07-11 07:54:37 PM  
The Sharktopus thread was organic, spontaneous, and if I remember, a TMLO theater.  It was hilarious and really enhanced the viewing experience.
 
2013-07-11 07:58:36 PM  
I wonder how many Emmy Awards it will win!
 
2013-07-11 08:13:04 PM  

NewportBarGuy: I wonder how many Emmy Awards it will win!


It shall win them all.  ALL!

(Damn, we need to get together for a beer, one of these days...you aint that far from me.)
 
2013-07-11 08:18:23 PM  
asylum makes no claims that their movies are any more than sh*tty and that's what makes them hilarious.
 
2013-07-11 08:24:45 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: (Damn, we need to get together for a beer, one of these days...you aint that far from me.)


You could drive to Newport, RI, but you might get killed in a Sharknado. Or, raped by Irish Travelers. Either way, it's not good.

If you're ever around this way, the booze is always on me. Well, literally. Of course.
 
2013-07-11 08:27:38 PM  
Of all the days to only have rabbit ears.  Not that there was much reason to get them except the Superbowl anyway
 
2013-07-11 08:27:52 PM  

SpikeStrip: asylum makes no claims that their movies are any more than sh*tty and that's what makes them hilarious.


Exactly
 
2013-07-11 08:36:34 PM  
Super Shark is on right now. It's Birdemic 2, but sharky.
 
2013-07-11 08:44:53 PM  

Via Infinito: Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: Oh, god, this is going to be awful. I can't wait. I wish I had booze on hand.

lulz

Can't be any worse than Mega Piranha. :-D

I've got all the bad ones on DVR tonight. Megashark VS Giant Octopus, Sharktopus, and Sharknado. Yay!


Dont forget 2-Headed Shark Attack, another classic
 
2013-07-11 08:47:11 PM  
The show on SYFY right now is called Super Shark.  The description on the guide says "A monstrous bulletproof shark that can walk on land menaces a beach community"

Man, how did I miss that?
 
2013-07-11 08:48:10 PM  
12 pack of Fresca?  Check
60 inch TV?  Check
Wife and popcorn on the couch?  Check
Partial erection?  Check

I'm ready.
 
2013-07-11 08:49:55 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: The show on SYFY right now is called Super Shark.  The description on the guide says "A monstrous bulletproof shark that can walk on land menaces a beach community"

Man, how did I miss that?


I dunno, but somehow I missed it too. And it's directed by Fred Olen Ray, which makes me want to see it even more. Off to Netflix to see if they have it.
 
2013-07-11 08:53:08 PM  

wamser: Via Infinito: Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: Oh, god, this is going to be awful. I can't wait. I wish I had booze on hand.

lulz

Can't be any worse than Mega Piranha. :-D

I've got all the bad ones on DVR tonight. Megashark VS Giant Octopus, Sharktopus, and Sharknado. Yay!

Dont forget 2-Headed Shark Attack, another classic


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They're airing that after Sharknado.
 
2013-07-11 08:54:54 PM  
i know john heard is a "that guy" and all, but given the crappy cast he deserves top billing.
 
2013-07-11 08:55:12 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Igor Jakovsky: The show on SYFY right now is called Super Shark.  The description on the guide says "A monstrous bulletproof shark that can walk on land menaces a beach community"

Man, how did I miss that?

I dunno, but somehow I missed it too. And it's directed by Fred Olen Ray, which makes me want to see it even more. Off to Netflix to see if they have it.


TUNE IN RIGHT NOW.  The army has deployed a quadraped shiat-kicker tank to fight it on the beach.

NOWNOWNOW!!!!
 
2013-07-11 08:55:32 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: NewportBarGuy: I wonder how many Emmy Awards it will win!

It shall win them all.  ALL!

(Damn, we need to get together for a beer, one of these days...you aint that far from me.)


Sharknado cares not for Emmys. I just started an online petition DEMANDING the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences waive its rules to allow Sharknado OSCAR eligibility -- of which it will win all, including best animated short, best documentary and the Irving Thalberg Lifetime Achievement Award.
 
2013-07-11 08:56:14 PM  
Too late.  The shark blew up the tank.  I didn't see how.  Now there's army guys and a big pile of C4 involved.
 
2013-07-11 08:57:08 PM  
Also a boombox, apparently.
(I haven't been watching -- just turned it on to make sure I didn't miss the main attraction)
 
2013-07-11 08:57:35 PM  

Lsherm: 12 pack of Fresca?  Check
60 inch TV?  Check
Wife and popcorn on the couch?  Check
Partial erection?  Check

I'm ready.


Shark porn?

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2013-07-11 08:58:40 PM  
Did this first movie just end with DYNAMITE!
 
2013-07-11 08:59:07 PM  
The C4 was strapped to the boombox.  The shark chased the chick into a cave, she tossed the boombox down its gullet and triggered it.

THank you Fred.  Thank you.  A million thanks.
 
2013-07-11 08:59:52 PM  
I am honestly more excited about this then I am to see any movie in theaters this summer.
 
2013-07-11 09:00:08 PM  
Hey stop with the spoilers on Super Shark

LOL
 
2013-07-11 09:00:29 PM  
First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO
 
2013-07-11 09:00:52 PM  
And now the dish is blocked by this severe monsoon rolling through. DAMN YOU, UNIVERSE!
 
2013-07-11 09:01:03 PM  
Holy shiat this is already awful.  I love it!
 
2013-07-11 09:01:49 PM  
And it starts.

And the opening shows sharks getting scooped up in a waterspout.

/getting to the whole sharknado concept right off the bat
 
2013-07-11 09:01:54 PM  

TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO


Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?
 
2013-07-11 09:01:54 PM  
That's......CAPTAIN JACK SANTIGO
 
2013-07-11 09:02:27 PM  
One milleeon...not a penny less
 
2013-07-11 09:02:43 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO

Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?


Ummm....because it is a SHARKnado. Geez Igor, do I have to explain everything to you.
 
2013-07-11 09:02:48 PM  

TheManofPA: That's......CAPTAIN JACK SANTIGO


You killed his father. Prepare to die.
 
2013-07-11 09:03:22 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Hey stop with the spoilers on Super Shark
LOL


Sorry.  I didn't think it would ever see the light of day again.  I will definitely watch the whole thing if I ever get a chance -- the ending was great, and Fred Olen Ray has obviously come a long way since the virgin dance of the double chainsaws. (Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers.  Great premise, inconsistent presentation)
 
2013-07-11 09:03:36 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO

Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?


Because "Squidnado" isn't a catchy title.
 
2013-07-11 09:04:16 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: And now the dish is blocked by this severe monsoon rolling through. DAMN YOU, UNIVERSE!


Honestly thats why I go with cable or uverse if available.  I had Direct TV 15 years ago and that crap happened every afternoon when we had thunderstorms.  15 years later and that shiat is still happening.
 
2013-07-11 09:04:50 PM  
Flying shark. Drink.
 
2013-07-11 09:05:06 PM  
What the fark is this
 
2013-07-11 09:05:24 PM  
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2013-07-11 09:05:28 PM  
Joe Rogan questions everything: "Why wasn't I in Sharknado? I'm a a D-list celeb desperate for work!"
 
2013-07-11 09:05:34 PM  
Snap! He just got SHARKNADO'ED.
 
2013-07-11 09:05:42 PM  
Sharknado death count: 2
 
2013-07-11 09:05:53 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO

Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?

Because "Squidnado" isn't a catchy title.


They're saving the giant squids for the Sharknado sequel.
 
2013-07-11 09:05:58 PM  
Blood tornado of death!
 
2013-07-11 09:06:31 PM  
My wife watched the first 2 minutes, shook her head in disgust and walked out of the room. That usually means the movie will be worth it.
 
2013-07-11 09:06:35 PM  
hmmm gratuitous bikini chick

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2013-07-11 09:06:51 PM  
Gratuitous boobs. Drink. Drink. Drink.
 
2013-07-11 09:06:59 PM  
Shark and awe, baby!
 
2013-07-11 09:06:59 PM  
The science in this is all wrong. ALL WRONG
 
2013-07-11 09:07:11 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO

Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?

Because "Squidnado" isn't a catchy title.

They're saving the giant squids for the Sharknado sequel.


Sharknado vs. Squidphoon?
 
2013-07-11 09:07:14 PM  
It's no Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus...

/but it will do
 
2013-07-11 09:07:21 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: ecmoRandomNumbers: And now the dish is blocked by this severe monsoon rolling through. DAMN YOU, UNIVERSE!

Honestly thats why I go with cable or uverse if available.  I had Direct TV 15 years ago and that crap happened every afternoon when we had thunderstorms.  15 years later and that shiat is still happening.


I'm in a small town. No cable companies for 60 miles.
 
2013-07-11 09:07:38 PM  
Is that John Winchester faking an Austrailian accent?
 
2013-07-11 09:07:50 PM  

DaintySavage: My wife watched the first 2 minutes, shook her head in disgust and walked out of the room. That usually means the movie will be worth it.


Did she walk out because she was disgusted at the awful CGI or was she actually grossed out?
 
2013-07-11 09:07:55 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: And now the dish is blocked by this severe monsoon rolling through. DAMN YOU, UNIVERSE!


SHARKSOON!!!!

MONSHARKS?
 
2013-07-11 09:08:02 PM  
What, no OceanGarbageIslandnado?
 
2013-07-11 09:08:06 PM  
A tackle box full of money.  Fabulous.
 
2013-07-11 09:08:08 PM  

LlamaGirl: The science in this is all wrong. ALL WRONG


Have you met our friend Rotsky?  You have a lot in common.
 
2013-07-11 09:08:13 PM  

TheManofPA: Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO

Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?

Because "Squidnado" isn't a catchy title.

They're saving the giant squids for the Sharknado sequel.

Sharknado vs. Squidphoon?


Dear god, Banthia, trademark that right now. We'll get the tens of dollars from the sequel in rights.

HA, Hurricane on the west coast. And yet, I'm okay with a sharknado, not naming a storm wrong
 
2013-07-11 09:08:13 PM  
Looking forward to Sharkquake.
 
2013-07-11 09:08:23 PM  
So it's actually a sharkicaine?
 
2013-07-11 09:08:28 PM  
Holy shiat that was awful green screening.

/Tara Reid boobs. Drink twice.
 
2013-07-11 09:08:35 PM  
Somebody is going to have surf on a wave made of sharks, mark my words.
 
2013-07-11 09:08:38 PM  
Craps...stuck at work.  Guess I'll have to stay up for the 1:00 am repeat.
No work tomorrow!
 
2013-07-11 09:08:52 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Igor Jakovsky: ecmoRandomNumbers: And now the dish is blocked by this severe monsoon rolling through. DAMN YOU, UNIVERSE!

Honestly thats why I go with cable or uverse if available.  I had Direct TV 15 years ago and that crap happened every afternoon when we had thunderstorms.  15 years later and that shiat is still happening.

I'm in a small town. No cable companies for 60 miles.


Yeah, sucks man
 
2013-07-11 09:09:05 PM  

IronTom: Looking forward to Sharkquake.


Earthshark!
 
2013-07-11 09:09:12 PM  

LlamaGirl: The science in this is all wrong. ALL WRONG



And that matters why?
 
2013-07-11 09:09:29 PM  

prettywarrior: What, no OceanGarbageIslandnado?


SyFy wants your idea. If an executive producer doesn't already have it scribbled on a bar napkin or public restroom toilet paper square in his office somewhere.
 
2013-07-11 09:09:42 PM  

Sliding Carp: LlamaGirl: The science in this is all wrong. ALL WRONG

Have you met our friend Rotsky?  You have a lot in common.


You need to take your sarcasm detector in for repairs.

I hope I sharknado eats your face off.
 
2013-07-11 09:09:53 PM  
Thunderstorm comin, TIME TO GET IN THE WATER
 
2013-07-11 09:09:55 PM  

TheManofPA: HA, Hurricane on the west coast. And yet, I'm okay with a sharknado, not naming a storm wrong


I cannot wait for the day that Hurricane Sharknado is the 19th named storm of the season.
 
2013-07-11 09:09:57 PM  
See this is why I don't go surfing when it is lightning, there's a hurricane and a tornado of sharks.

Wait, hot teal bikini girl gets lines in this movie?
 
2013-07-11 09:10:05 PM  
Did they just reuse the chick putting on a wetsuit footage?  Awesome.
 
2013-07-11 09:10:26 PM  
All I know is Ian Ziering still looks just like he did at Beverly Hills High.
 
2013-07-11 09:10:41 PM  

SilentStrider: And that matters why?


It was a joke.


I won't try to amuse myself anymore.

SO SORRY I TAINTED YOUR THREAD
 
2013-07-11 09:10:47 PM  
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2013-07-11 09:10:55 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Somebody is going to have surf on a wave made of sharks, mark my words.


Dammit, now you've set my expectations. If that doesn't happen, I'll be sorely tempted to hurl my television out the window.
 
2013-07-11 09:10:56 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: DaintySavage: My wife watched the first 2 minutes, shook her head in disgust and walked out of the room. That usually means the movie will be worth it.

Did she walk out because she was disgusted at the awful CGI or was she actually grossed out?


because its a tornado of sharks
 
2013-07-11 09:11:09 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Somebody is going to have surf on a wave made of sharks, mark my words.


Today will be a great day if you are right

NO, somebody save those stock 80s beach scene people in the background on a sunny day
 
2013-07-11 09:11:19 PM  
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2013-07-11 09:11:36 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: Looking forward to Sharkquake.

Earthshark!


EarfShark, with Guillermo Smith, Will Smith's cheaper Mexican counterpart.
 
2013-07-11 09:11:41 PM  

TheManofPA: Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO

Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?

Because "Squidnado" isn't a catchy title.

They're saving the giant squids for the Sharknado sequel.

Sharknado vs. Squidphoon?


Barnac-hail
 
2013-07-11 09:11:49 PM  
"GET OUTTA THE WATER!"

How?!? Is she supposed to run across the surface like Chiun?

/Remo
 
2013-07-11 09:12:06 PM  
Lotta smiling while the guy is calling "shark"
 
2013-07-11 09:12:09 PM  

DaintySavage: Igor Jakovsky: DaintySavage: My wife watched the first 2 minutes, shook her head in disgust and walked out of the room. That usually means the movie will be worth it.

Did she walk out because she was disgusted at the awful CGI or was she actually grossed out?

because its a tornado of sharks


She's probably hiding under the bed, armed to the teeth
 
2013-07-11 09:12:13 PM  
Some real quality green screen work in this movie, eh?  And I'm including covering over Tara Reid's scars.
 
2013-07-11 09:12:14 PM  
So the guy standing in one foot of water is in more danger than the idiot 300 yards out?
 
2013-07-11 09:12:15 PM  

Langston: mitchcumstein1: Somebody is going to have surf on a wave made of sharks, mark my words.

Dammit, now you've set my expectations. If that doesn't happen, I'll be sorely tempted to hurl my television out the window.


That whole "best surfer besides me" thing is going to come back in play.
 
2013-07-11 09:12:17 PM  
Random hammerhead. He must be lost.
 
2013-07-11 09:12:26 PM  
I can't stop laughing, it's like they took 6-7 different shark attack scenes and taped them together. It's a different beach each cut.
 
2013-07-11 09:12:44 PM  

Lsherm: 12 pack of Fresca?  Check
60 inch TV?  Check
Wife and popcorn on the couch?  Check
Partial erection?  Check

I'm ready.


Slow dance Sharknado chubby?
 
2013-07-11 09:12:57 PM  

TheManofPA: Sharknado vs. Squidphoon


Works for me
 
2013-07-11 09:13:00 PM  
Bouncin' boobs!
 
2013-07-11 09:13:10 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: EarfShark, with Guillermo Smith, Will Smith's cheaper Mexican counterpart.


I loved his single last summer, Getting Guilley With It
 
2013-07-11 09:13:16 PM  
I wish I had cable now :(
 
2013-07-11 09:13:26 PM  
I'm also in awe of the ever changing amount of sunlight from shot to shot.
 
2013-07-11 09:13:27 PM  
its the calmest ocean on earth, hes in waist deep water, and no one within 30 feet can here him telling everyone to get out of the water while standing in the water. sweet
 
2013-07-11 09:13:31 PM  
Hahahahaha!

My nephew: What is this movie?
Me: Sharknado. *laughing*
My nephew: *shakes head, leaves*
 
2013-07-11 09:13:38 PM  
Are they using Bruce from Jaws for this? Coz that'd be hilarious.
 
2013-07-11 09:13:41 PM  
Tara Reid just boob checked that dude!
 
2013-07-11 09:13:44 PM  
Wait, did Tara Reid kill a guy by shoving him over the railing.
 
2013-07-11 09:13:47 PM  
Aw man the sharknado got Sam and Dean's dad.
 
2013-07-11 09:13:48 PM  
Sharkconstrictor
 
2013-07-11 09:14:28 PM  

TheManofPA: I can't stop laughing, it's like they took 6-7 different shark attack scenes and taped them together. It's a different beach each cut.


Hell, it's different weather each cut.
 
2013-07-11 09:14:33 PM  

RatMaster999: Lsherm: 12 pack of Fresca?  Check
60 inch TV?  Check
Wife and popcorn on the couch?  Check
Partial erection?  Check

I'm ready.

Slow dance Sharknado chubby?


SHARKNADERECTION
 
2013-07-11 09:14:44 PM  
I like all the random people running around aimlessly.
 
2013-07-11 09:14:49 PM  
So...does no one care that teal bikini girl was just brutally killed?
 
2013-07-11 09:15:18 PM  
I heard if you get bit by a shark, the best thing to do is have someone pee on the wound.  It will take the sting away.
 
2013-07-11 09:15:23 PM  
Do the look!

looks like he is eating a big mac,  so scary
 
2013-07-11 09:15:33 PM  

TheManofPA: So...does no one care that teal bikini girl was just brutally killed?


She had a good run. Plus she called that other guy grandpa, so Fark her.
 
2013-07-11 09:15:42 PM  
That's two mentions on how great a surfer Ziering is, something phenomenal is going to happen on a surf board.
 
2013-07-11 09:16:01 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: I heard if you get bit by a shark, the best thing to do is have someone pee on the wound.  It will take the sting away.


Unless they bit that part off.
 
2013-07-11 09:16:06 PM  

js34603: Aw man the sharknado got Sam and Dean's dad.



I don't think thats him.
 
2013-07-11 09:16:10 PM  

LlamaGirl: SilentStrider: And that matters why?

It was a joke.


I won't try to amuse myself anymore.

SO SORRY I TAINTED YOUR THREAD


You can't quit now.  Was it over when the Lion ate Dorothy?
 
2013-07-11 09:16:20 PM  
"That guy" is piss drunk for real. Can't say I blame him.
 
2013-07-11 09:16:23 PM  
SEXUAL TENSION!
 
2013-07-11 09:16:27 PM  

IronTom: Do the look!

looks like he is eating a big mac,  so scary


The queasy look after you eat a Big Mac is way worse.
 
2013-07-11 09:16:41 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: I heard if you get bit by a shark, the best thing to do is have someone pee on the wound.  It will take the sting away.


That's ravens you idiot. Geez, Igor, you are off today.
 
2013-07-11 09:16:47 PM  
TO DADDY ISSUES!
 
2013-07-11 09:16:53 PM  

TheManofPA: So...does no one care that teal bikini girl was just brutally killed?


I care. She was hot
 
2013-07-11 09:17:02 PM  
Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!
 
2013-07-11 09:17:08 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: IronTom: Do the look!

looks like he is eating a big mac,  so scary

The queasy look after you eat a Big Mac is way worse.


might give one the sharktopoops.
 
2013-07-11 09:17:15 PM  
I so badly wanted her to take that top off to make that tourniquet. I know is Syfy and we wouldn't see anything, I still wanted her to do it though.
 
2013-07-11 09:17:18 PM  

mitchcumstein1: That's two mentions on how great a surfer Ziering is, something phenomenal is going to happen on a surf board.


Shhhhhhhhh! Stop foreshadowing!
 
2013-07-11 09:17:23 PM  
Global warming. That made me laugh.
 
2013-07-11 09:17:26 PM  
So is the home alone dad gonna make out with the 90210 guy or what? That's why we're all watching, isn't it?
 
2013-07-11 09:17:26 PM  
It's the dad from Home Alone! I wonder if Kevin is lost in the storm.
 
2013-07-11 09:17:26 PM  
SHARKNAMI
 
2013-07-11 09:17:48 PM  
Global warming caused the Sharknado?  THANKS SHARKBAMA!
 
2013-07-11 09:17:51 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!


They cried for 30 seconds before hitting the bar. Don't tell them how to grieve.
 
2013-07-11 09:17:57 PM  
This will end well.

/California never hit by a hurricane? I thought this had to do with boobnadoes?
 
2013-07-11 09:18:17 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Shhhhhhhhh! Stop foreshadowing!


I can't help it, I'm giddy about it.
 
2013-07-11 09:18:33 PM  
Not now sweetie. Table 3 needs more SHARKNACHOS.
 
2013-07-11 09:18:33 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!


And tapping their wounds. Hey, check this out LOL.
 
2013-07-11 09:18:35 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!


I'd be really upset if somebody closed a bar because a few people died. This is a civilized society, dammit.
 
2013-07-11 09:19:02 PM  

js34603: Igor Jakovsky: Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!

They cried for 30 seconds before hitting the bar. Don't tell them how to grieve.


I mean, this is the California coast, that might be how they handled it
 
2013-07-11 09:19:10 PM  
Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.
 
2013-07-11 09:19:17 PM  

mitchcumstein1: ecmoRandomNumbers: Shhhhhhhhh! Stop foreshadowing!

I can't help it, I'm giddy about it.


Maybe he'll surf the sharknado.
 
2013-07-11 09:19:29 PM  

Lord of Allusions: Not now sweetie. Table 3 needs more SHARKNACHOS.


*clap*
 
2013-07-11 09:19:30 PM  
n
 
2013-07-11 09:19:34 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!


Yup. God I already LOVE this movie.
 
2013-07-11 09:19:58 PM  

LlamaGirl: So is the home alone dad gonna make out with the 90210 guy or what? That's why we're all watching, isn't it?




I'd watch that.
 
2013-07-11 09:20:16 PM  

Lord of Allusions: Not now sweetie. Table 3 needs more SHARKNACHOS.


God, all this talk of Big Macs and Sharknachos is making me so hungry.

mitchcumstein1: ecmoRandomNumbers: Shhhhhhhhh! Stop foreshadowing!

I can't help it, I'm giddy about it.


I know. I've been giggling since this thing started. I haven't had this much fun with a movie in a long time. God, I need to go outside.
 
2013-07-11 09:20:26 PM  
Urinate now or hold your peenado for another fifteen minutes.
 
2013-07-11 09:20:30 PM  

Lord of Allusions: Not now sweetie. Table 3 needs more SHARKNACHOS.


Dude I almost choked on a tootsie roll.
 
2013-07-11 09:20:33 PM  
The only thing better than SHARKNADO is this thread. You're killin' me here
 
2013-07-11 09:20:37 PM  

TheManofPA: I can't stop laughing, it's like they took 6-7 different shark attack scenes and taped them together. It's a different beach each cut.


Back a long time ago, my father used to like to watch the "12 O Clock High" series, and point out how many geographically different units an individual plane taking off apparently belonged to, depending on camera angle during the takeoff roll.
 
2013-07-11 09:20:48 PM  
I haven't seen Tara Reid, yet.
 
2013-07-11 09:21:23 PM  

js34603: Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.


I haven't seen her yet.  She's not the bartender.
 
2013-07-11 09:21:42 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I know. I've been giggling since this thing started. I haven't had this much fun with a movie in a long time. God, I need to go outside.


It's too f*cking hot for all that.
 
2013-07-11 09:21:43 PM  
I can't stop giggling and clapping and whatnot.
 
2013-07-11 09:21:46 PM  
These sharknachos are making me thirsty.
 
2013-07-11 09:21:55 PM  

JosephFinn: Lord of Allusions: Not now sweetie. Table 3 needs more SHARKNACHOS.

Dude I almost choked on a tootsie roll.


shiat you guys are going to make me pee!
 
2013-07-11 09:21:57 PM  

Lord of Allusions: Not now sweetie. Table 3 needs more SHARKNACHOS.


Lol.
 
2013-07-11 09:21:58 PM  

Sliding Carp: TheManofPA: I can't stop laughing, it's like they took 6-7 different shark attack scenes and taped them together. It's a different beach each cut.

Back a long time ago, my father used to like to watch the "12 O Clock High" series, and point out how many geographically different units an individual plane taking off apparently belonged to, depending on camera angle during the takeoff roll.


With a bad/cheesy movie, those things tend to make it a more enjoyable night rather than take away from it. I love when someone notices that stuff.
 
2013-07-11 09:22:29 PM  
I bet Tara Reid will be a scientist.
 
2013-07-11 09:22:33 PM  
Tara Reid!

Still a terrible actress.
 
2013-07-11 09:22:34 PM  

crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.


Do you need a sharkarita?
 
2013-07-11 09:22:51 PM  

Lsherm: js34603: Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.

I haven't seen her yet.  She's not the bartender.


Based on this thread, I thought she was the bartender and just had bad surgeries.

Tara shows up now. GO INLAND!
 
2013-07-11 09:22:54 PM  
There she is! Ian Ziering can't watch or he has to pay extra.
 
2013-07-11 09:22:55 PM  

prettywarrior: Igor Jakovsky: Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!

And tapping their wounds. Hey, check this out LOL.


Asylum really needs to get Bethany Hamilton into these epics.
 
2013-07-11 09:22:57 PM  
Does Tara Reid play a scientist in this?
 
2013-07-11 09:23:10 PM  

crypticsatellite: I bet Tara Reid will be a scientist.


Kind of like how Denise Richards was a scientist?
 
2013-07-11 09:23:22 PM  

mitchcumstein1: ecmoRandomNumbers: I know. I've been giggling since this thing started. I haven't had this much fun with a movie in a long time. God, I need to go outside.

It's too f*cking hot for all that.


Actually it's 60 degrees here in the mountains of Arizona, but it's raining cats and sharks.
 
2013-07-11 09:23:26 PM  
Tara Reid just acted the shiat out of that scene.
 
2013-07-11 09:23:34 PM  
THE OCEAN IS FLOODING!!!1!1111!! OH NOES!!!1111111111
 
2013-07-11 09:23:35 PM  

SilentStrider: crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.

Do you need a sharkarita?


Either that or a sharktini!
 
2013-07-11 09:23:35 PM  
Wait....is Tara Reid the villain for hot bartender?
Restaurant is closing? TACO TUESDAYS
 
2013-07-11 09:23:38 PM  
Are we going to see her Sharknipples?
 
2013-07-11 09:24:07 PM  
"Restaurant's closed!  You're on your own!  Have fund dying!"
 
2013-07-11 09:24:09 PM  
wife burn
s
 
2013-07-11 09:24:10 PM  
Wait...go back, was that woman in a bra not a bikini?
 
2013-07-11 09:24:14 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Tara Reid just acted the shiat out of that scene.


You could barely tell she was high on coke.
 
2013-07-11 09:24:17 PM  
How did Kevin's dad get that drunk that fast?
 
2013-07-11 09:24:21 PM  
Ian Ziering and Tara Reid would have some terribly untalented offspring.
 
2013-07-11 09:24:22 PM  

Crono3453: crypticsatellite: I bet Tara Reid will be a scientist.

Kind of like how Denise Richards was a scientist?


Yeah, but BETTER. Because SHARKNADOES!
 
2013-07-11 09:24:43 PM  
I had to kill that same shark on Tomb Raider for the PS2!  screw that jerk!
 
2013-07-11 09:24:43 PM  
Blonde bar wench to the rescue!
 
2013-07-11 09:24:45 PM  
Holy crap, hot bartender just killed a sharknado WITH A POOL CUE
 
2013-07-11 09:25:06 PM  
So sufboards and pool cues kill sharks, but not dry land/air? Got it.
 
2013-07-11 09:25:06 PM  
Yes, yes, dear God, yes.
 
2013-07-11 09:25:07 PM  
I'm waiting for the twist where Tera Reid was a shark the whole time, and the sharknado has just come to take her back home where she belongs.
 
2013-07-11 09:25:15 PM  
Firepower behind the bar?
 
2013-07-11 09:25:22 PM  
Sharks sure seem easy to kill...
 
2013-07-11 09:25:30 PM  
Wait....was there a shotgu and a pistol behind the bar along with a bat?
 
2013-07-11 09:25:30 PM  

Roook: Does Tara Reid play a scientist in this?


Shark Whisperer
 
2013-07-11 09:25:41 PM  
I actually went through the real Hurricane David back in '79 here in FL when I was a kid.  No sharknadoes though.
 
2013-07-11 09:25:48 PM  
Holy Fark why do they have an arsenal at a beach bar?
 
2013-07-11 09:25:49 PM  
So is hot bartender the descendent of QeeQuegg?  'Cause that would be awesome.
 
2013-07-11 09:26:11 PM  
THE SHARKNACHOS ARE ON THE FLOOR!!! :(
 
2013-07-11 09:26:17 PM  

TheManofPA: Holy crap, hot bartender just killed a sharknado WITH A POOL CUE


"Now you're a dolphin biatch!"
 
2013-07-11 09:26:27 PM  
Run away from the Ferris Wheel
 
2013-07-11 09:26:30 PM  
OH HELL YES!
 
2013-07-11 09:26:39 PM  
Smile you son of a biatch!
 
2013-07-11 09:26:46 PM  

crypticsatellite: SilentStrider: crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.

Do you need a sharkarita?

Either that or a sharktini!


better than a sharkapolitan
 
2013-07-11 09:26:48 PM  

mitchcumstein1: How did Kevin's dad get that drunk that fast?


He was already two-and-a-half sheets to the wind when they started filming.
 
2013-07-11 09:26:52 PM  

js34603: Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.


Remember when she was an actress?
 
2013-07-11 09:27:08 PM  
So a ferris wheel takes out an entire building.  That just happened?
 
2013-07-11 09:27:17 PM  
jaws anyone
 
2013-07-11 09:27:17 PM  
Do these people not realize sharks cannot give chase?
 
2013-07-11 09:27:18 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: SilentStrider: crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.

Do you need a sharkarita?

Either that or a sharktini!

better than a sharkapolitan


Even better!!!
 
2013-07-11 09:27:24 PM  
The green screen in this movie...my god....it's not as bad as Ian Zering emoting though.
 
2013-07-11 09:27:31 PM  
I'm invested in this bar owner-hot bartender relationship

Tell me the guy with the bar on the beach HAS INSURANCE?
 
2013-07-11 09:27:38 PM  
When the ferris wheel broke loose and crushed that guy and crashed into the building? I peed a little.
 
2013-07-11 09:27:43 PM  
I'm so tired of the giant ferris wheel rolls down the boardwalk and crashes into a building trope being used in movies.
 
2013-07-11 09:28:07 PM  
"Why didn't I get Sharknado insurance on the bar?  WHHYYYY?!?!"
 
2013-07-11 09:28:09 PM  

TheManofPA: Run away from the Ferris Wheel


"Hi...Um...I'm stuck on the ferris wheel. No...Uh I'm on the 15th floor. Yeah I can wait at my desk."
 
2013-07-11 09:28:21 PM  
Aaaaayyyyy, Sharkarena!
 
2013-07-11 09:28:21 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: js34603: Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.

Remember when she was an actress?



i'd bet she doesn't.
 
2013-07-11 09:28:26 PM  
Did he just shoot that with the missile guns from that tom selleck/gene Simmons movie?
 
2013-07-11 09:28:29 PM  
Oh man the bar is totally sharknadoed.
 
2013-07-11 09:28:35 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: SilentStrider: crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.

Do you need a sharkarita?

Either that or a sharktini!

better than a sharkapolitan


I like girly drinks, thankyouverymuch.
 
2013-07-11 09:28:48 PM  
Aw man, they woke John Heard from his dream of being in a different movie.
 
2013-07-11 09:28:51 PM  
It's raining sharks and dogs out there
 
2013-07-11 09:28:53 PM  

TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: I heard if you get bit by a shark, the best thing to do is have someone pee on the wound.  It will take the sting away.

That's ravens you idiot. Geez, Igor, you are off today.


Dude this isnt a wrasslin thread, what do you want from me?
 
2013-07-11 09:29:01 PM  

crypticsatellite: SilentStrider: crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.

Do you need a sharkarita?

Either that or a sharktini!


bigfishadpr.files.wordpress.comView Full Size
 
2013-07-11 09:29:04 PM  

prettywarrior: Do these people not realize sharks cannot give chase?


Oh, really? Just wait.
 
2013-07-11 09:29:09 PM  
Has the hot bartender not been working for Ziering long enough to know he has an ex-wife and kid?

I NEED BACKSTORY, DAMNIT.
 
2013-07-11 09:29:21 PM  

Roook: "Why didn't I get Sharknado insurance on the bar?  WHHYYYY?!?!"


Can you imagine the deductible on that?
 
2013-07-11 09:29:49 PM  
There are sharks in the streets
 
2013-07-11 09:29:57 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Has the hot bartender not been working for Ziering long enough to know he has an ex-wife and kid?

I NEED BACKSTORY, DAMNIT.


So do the characters.
 
2013-07-11 09:30:02 PM  
So thewater isdeep enough for a shark. But the car is still driving...
 
2013-07-11 09:30:03 PM  

SilentStrider: Igor Jakovsky: js34603: Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.

Remember when she was an actress?

i'd bet she doesn't.


How could she forget Van Wilder? Her finest work.
 
2013-07-11 09:30:16 PM  

prettywarrior: Do these people not realize sharks cannot give chase?


That's how you end up eaten by a shark, right there.
 
2013-07-11 09:30:29 PM  

SilentStrider: Igor Jakovsky: js34603: Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.

Remember when she was an actress?

i'd bet she doesn't.


This is officially the cattiest thread I have EVER seen on Fark. That's saying something. I'm still giggling.
 
2013-07-11 09:30:32 PM  

TheManofPA: I'm invested in this bar owner-hot bartender relationship

Tell me the guy with the bar on the beach HAS INSURANCE?


Sharknadoes are excluded.  Damage by animals and all.
 
2013-07-11 09:30:35 PM  
Should we be taking a shot of beer every time the word "shark" is mentioned? Its like power hour, but more fun
 
2013-07-11 09:30:40 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: I heard if you get bit by a shark, the best thing to do is have someone pee on the wound.  It will take the sting away.

That's ravens you idiot. Geez, Igor, you are off today.

Dude this isnt a wrasslin thread, what do you want from me?


Hot shark action?

Is hot bartender doubling as their version of a scientist?

Wait...they are advertising "Batman and Robin" during this? MIND BLOWN!
 
2013-07-11 09:30:40 PM  

TheManofPA: There are sharks in the streets



and sadly, no Jets.
 
2013-07-11 09:30:41 PM  
Oh come on! They couldn't keep "Shark week" for some great pun after someone kills some sharks?
 
2013-07-11 09:30:54 PM  
jaws, 1941, sharkweek, and counting
 
2013-07-11 09:31:28 PM  
What drugs am I on???
 
2013-07-11 09:31:30 PM  

prettywarrior: So thewater isdeep enough for a shark. But the car is still driving...


He explained it by saying all the vulnerable parts were "coated in silicone." Like the inside of Tara Reid's breastages.
 
2013-07-11 09:31:31 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: I'm invested in this bar owner-hot bartender relationship

Tell me the guy with the bar on the beach HAS INSURANCE?

Sharknadoes are excluded.  Damage by animals and all.


You've officially upped the game.
 
2013-07-11 09:31:35 PM  

SilentStrider: crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.

Do you need a sharkarita?


A sharkarita could have anchovy salt on the rim.
 
2013-07-11 09:31:52 PM  

TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: I heard if you get bit by a shark, the best thing to do is have someone pee on the wound.  It will take the sting away.

That's ravens you idiot. Geez, Igor, you are off today.

Dude this isnt a wrasslin thread, what do you want from me?

Hot shark action?

Is hot bartender doubling as their version of a scientist?

Wait...they are advertising "Batman and Robin" during this? MIND BLOWN!


Now thats a headline!
 
2013-07-11 09:31:53 PM  

DaintySavage: Should we be taking a shot of beer every time the word "shark" is mentioned? Its like power hour, but more fun


You would be dreaming of being in another thread.
 
2013-07-11 09:32:04 PM  
The only thing that can beat the sharks when they hit the streets is the Jets! I smell a Tim Tebow Mark Sanchez cameo.
 
2013-07-11 09:32:11 PM  

DaintySavage: Should we be taking a shot of beer every time the word "shark" is mentioned? Its like power hour, but more fun


We're trying to have fun, not end up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning!
 
2013-07-11 09:32:21 PM  

crypticsatellite: prettywarrior: Do these people not realize sharks cannot give chase?

Oh, really? Just wait.


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2013-07-11 09:32:32 PM  

js34603: Tara Reid


usmagazine.comView Full Size
 
2013-07-11 09:33:00 PM  

LlamaGirl: What drugs am I on???


Some drugs that could really use a better budget.
 
2013-07-11 09:33:36 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Has the hot bartender not been working for Ziering long enough to know he has an ex-wife and kid?

I NEED BACKSTORY, DAMNIT.


There's not enough time to learn about your boss' family when you're busy awkwardly throwing yourself at him.
 
2013-07-11 09:33:44 PM  

crypticsatellite: prettywarrior: So thewater isdeep enough for a shark. But the car is still driving...

He explained it by saying all the vulnerable parts were "coated in silicone." Like the inside of Tara Reid's breastages.


Oh of course.
 
2013-07-11 09:34:56 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: crypticsatellite: prettywarrior: Do these people not realize sharks cannot give chase?

Oh, really? Just wait.

[bestracecostumes.files.wordpress.com image 459x356]


There is another furry mammalian in the background there.
 
2013-07-11 09:34:59 PM  
I want the Pivotrim.

I want it.
 
2013-07-11 09:35:01 PM  
Seriously, no Jersey Shore Shark Attack references yet?
 
2013-07-11 09:35:09 PM  

TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: I'm invested in this bar owner-hot bartender relationship

Tell me the guy with the bar on the beach HAS INSURANCE?

Sharknadoes are excluded.  Damage by animals and all.

You've officially upped the game.


If he bought the shark damage endorsement he should be OK but he will be fighting with the adjuster for 6 mos. to get paid.  Assuming he or the adjuster wasn't killed by the sharknado of course.
 
2013-07-11 09:35:42 PM  
WATCH 'N' SNIFF?

WATCH 'N' SNIFF?
 
2013-07-11 09:35:57 PM  
We're going to need a bigger car.
 
2013-07-11 09:36:18 PM  
The sharks are blowing in from all directions.
 
2013-07-11 09:36:50 PM  
I think he may really be drunk, not that I blame him.
 
2013-07-11 09:36:57 PM  
Kevin's dad is a mapquest savant.
FYI, he's totally sacrificing himself to save hot bartender
 
2013-07-11 09:36:57 PM  
"What makes you an expert on Beverly Hills? I don't remember you, and I went to HIGH SCHOOL there"
 
2013-07-11 09:37:00 PM  
Is that guy still grabbing her ass in the car?
 
2013-07-11 09:37:19 PM  
That SUV just drove OVER the surface of the water. Wow. Where can I get those tires?
 
2013-07-11 09:37:19 PM  
Maybe the MST 3000 guys will make a special
 
2013-07-11 09:37:32 PM  
Oh that guy is gonna die from some shark.
 
2013-07-11 09:37:32 PM  
I didn't think we were going to get a 20 minute traffic jam scene in Sharknado
 
2013-07-11 09:37:42 PM  
This is some of the lousiest fake rain work I've ever seen.
 
2013-07-11 09:38:00 PM  
The thrilling traffic scene.
 
2013-07-11 09:38:15 PM  
it's like a sharkgasm
 
2013-07-11 09:38:17 PM  
"It's like Old Faithful"

That is fantastic.
 
2013-07-11 09:38:19 PM  
It's like Old Faithful! Except it's nothing like a geyser. Not even a little.
 
2013-07-11 09:38:27 PM  
Hahaha Old Faithful, my sides!
 
2013-07-11 09:38:35 PM  

Langston: "What makes you an expert on Beverly Hills? I don't remember you, and I went to HIGH SCHOOL there"



Lol.
 
2013-07-11 09:38:36 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: That SUV just drove OVER the surface of the water. Wow. Where can I get those tires?


Jesus is his Co-Pilot.
 
2013-07-11 09:38:37 PM  
Finally, a natural disaster where Aquaman would be a useful superhero to have
 
2013-07-11 09:38:59 PM  
DOG OPEN THE DOOR!
 
2013-07-11 09:39:08 PM  
What's the body count?
 
2013-07-11 09:39:09 PM  
Just started the movie will catch up with you by the last hour.
 
2013-07-11 09:39:09 PM  
I'm pretty sure the dog is safest in the car right now rather than IN THE SHARK INFESTED WATERS!
 
2013-07-11 09:39:14 PM  
How is the water both in front of and behind them, yet they are just fine?  

Jesus.  That is the only answer.
 
2013-07-11 09:39:19 PM  
I bet the dog locked himself in the car so he wouldn't get an acting credit in the movie.
 
2013-07-11 09:39:27 PM  
Seriously? A dog locked in a car?
 
2013-07-11 09:39:41 PM  
STOOL SAVE DOG!!!!!!
 
2013-07-11 09:39:45 PM  
he took the chair!!?!!
 
2013-07-11 09:39:50 PM  
HERE COMES THE BAR STOOL!
 
2013-07-11 09:39:50 PM  
Hes going to beat off a shark with that bar stool.
 
2013-07-11 09:40:10 PM  
Well, there goes George.
 
2013-07-11 09:40:11 PM  
Oh Crap!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
 
2013-07-11 09:40:14 PM  
Damn, pour out some for Kevin's dad.
 
2013-07-11 09:40:15 PM  
Did...did he say "Ow"?
 
2013-07-11 09:40:23 PM  
nooooooo George!  nooo oh god.  :(  RIP George
 
2013-07-11 09:40:23 PM  
"OH DAMMIT"

Now that is a death line. He also broke the dog out by breaking the window
 
2013-07-11 09:40:37 PM  
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2013-07-11 09:40:39 PM  
He had a BAR STOOL in the car?
 
2013-07-11 09:40:45 PM  
Gettin eatin by a shark? "Ow. Get off me" is the same reaction i would have
 
2013-07-11 09:40:53 PM  
That was a totally believable "Ow!" from drunk guy.
 
2013-07-11 09:40:58 PM  
wouldn't that be hydrodynamics?
 
2013-07-11 09:41:07 PM  
Ahh man he was my favorite character and he died 40 minutes in.  Damn you sharknado!
 
2013-07-11 09:41:17 PM  
"If there's one thing I know" it's timing waves......I'm going to go get mitch his wizard hat sized
 
2013-07-11 09:41:31 PM  
Mr. McCallister went to Heaven Alone
 
2013-07-11 09:41:54 PM  
The water,,,,parted....for the SUV....laughing too hard....
 
2013-07-11 09:41:54 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Ahh man he was my favorite character and he died 40 minutes in.  Damn you sharknado!


It's the TV Movie version of Game of Thrones
 
2013-07-11 09:41:56 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Damn, pour out some for Kevin's dad.


'main' character gets eaten, Drink

/at least a character that has spoken once
 
2013-07-11 09:42:08 PM  
These special effects are truly, truly awful.  They didn't even texture the truck when it drove through the water.
 
2013-07-11 09:42:09 PM  
I'm pretty drunk and I missed the first half hour cause I kept falling off my bike on the way to and from the liqUOR store but this is pretty good so far
 
2013-07-11 09:42:10 PM  
If there's one thing I know, it's timing waves."

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-07-11 09:42:14 PM  
Take the cannoli, leave the shark.
 
2013-07-11 09:42:20 PM  

IronTom: wouldn't that be hydrodynamics?


I don't know. I think hydroponics had a lot to do with this movie, indirectly.