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(Sun News Network)   Don't you hate it when your kid tries to watch Spongebob Squarepants and he gets Big Dick Mechanics instead?   ( divider line
    More: Silly, Big Dick Mechanics, growers, Rogers' YTV On Demand, customer complaint  
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9266 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jul 2013 at 5:49 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-11 05:57:17 PM  
7 votes:
the real victims here are the ones who ordered Big Dick Mechanics.
2013-07-11 05:55:31 PM  
7 votes:
Who lives in a condom thrown under the bed?
Spooge Bob NoPants!
2013-07-11 05:57:48 PM  
6 votes:
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2013-07-11 05:55:11 PM  
3 votes:
Daddy!  I learned a new use for axle grease today!
2013-07-11 07:33:30 PM  
2 votes:
Isn't all of Canada Gay?
2013-07-11 06:34:42 PM  
2 votes:
The gays are either getting too lax in their recruitment attempts or, as I suspect, are ratcheting them up. Since the homo agenda has effectively destroyed all aspects of traditional marriage and family in this once great nation they can now step up getting their one and only true goal: putting it to our children.

Thats what their goal has been all along and now that they convinced us they're just like us regular people they're stepping up their game and sending out their pervo messages right in programming aimed at our kids.

First they softened them up with subtle homosexuality lust that just oozes between Patrick and Spongebob, even going as far as to tell the kids right in the title that it's 'square' to wear pants because they love pants less children.

Then right after they become transfixed on the interspecies man lovefest and dropped their britches so they don't seem 'square' BOOM giant penised mechanic dude breaks their wills and they are gay.

This is what the gays do, when it all goes sideways dont pretend nobody told you.
2013-07-11 06:13:04 PM  
2 votes:
SpongeBob or gay porn...I think I'd rather my son watch the latter.

Homosexuality does not ruin civilization, folks. Annoying stupid farkin' kids shows do!
2013-07-11 06:11:24 PM  
2 votes:
What he saw was totally on the opposite end of the spectrum of what he was supposed to be watching," McPherson said.

Not to be unsympathetic, but wouldn't the total opposite end of the spectrum from SpongeBob be straight porn?
2013-07-11 06:04:32 PM  
2 votes:

NutWrench: I suspect those mechanics aren't very good at auto repair.

I bet they are more focused on preventative maintenance. How to handle a dipstick and cleaning out your exhaust pipe.
2013-07-11 06:01:03 PM  
2 votes:
FTA: "investigating the root cause"

2013-07-11 05:58:35 PM  
2 votes:
One, two, three! Three gloryholes! Ha ha ha!

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2013-07-11 05:58:16 PM  
2 votes:
Did they fix the cable?
2013-07-11 08:12:16 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-07-11 07:17:28 PM  
1 vote:

darth_badger: At least the kid didn't see "Spongeknob Squarenuts"

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2013-07-11 06:11:39 PM  
1 vote:
Eh, he's getting a little old for cartoons anyway, and he's either going to learn about big-dicked mechanics this way or on the playground.

/or at the mechanic's
2013-07-11 06:09:47 PM  
1 vote:
At least the kid didn't see "Spongeknob Squarenuts"

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2013-07-11 06:01:35 PM  
1 vote:
Does anyone other than me find it amusing that the company with the gay porn ad is named Roger?
2013-07-11 05:55:28 PM  
1 vote:

EvilEgg: Someone in that house is watching gay porn for that ad to get served up.


I swear I thought it was about auto repair!
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