some_beer_drinker: that's alot of crazy right there
Nothing But Net: There once was a lady from Exeter,And all the young men threw their sex at her.So just to be crude,She laid in the nude,While her parrot, a pervert, took pecks at her.
bdub77: Pro tip: Never get your lover's name tattooed on you.
RogermcAllen: What is it about cellphones that turns women into a total whores willing to send naked pictures?
illannoyin: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x425]24? If she's that frumpy now just imagine at 44.
GypsyJoker: I saw a gentleman on a bus with a tattoo on his neck that just read "Fark Linda."That guy hates Linda.Or, he has to remind himself to be intimate with Linda.Either way, Linda could do better.\Ron Funches
hundreddollarman: I'm more interested in the Helena Christensen story that popped up on the sidebar.
IamAwake: RogermcAllen: What is it about cellphones that turns women into a total whores willing to send naked pictures?they all have cameras these days, and cameras have always had that power
skinink: Too bored at being outraged anymore at a female pedophile getting a light sentence. Just let all the teachers go at any kids they want. Obvious the courts either in the U.S. or the U.K. don't care about justice.
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megarian: She wasn't his teacher. And the article implied (maybe I read it wrong) he was at the age of concent and they said there's not a lot they can do about her seeing him.
Anastacya: Z-clipped: [fc01.deviantart.net image 451x393]God I want to fark Benedicts brains out. That baritone of his is soooooooooooooooooooo sexy./sorry, minor threadjack
mrswood: I'm really sick of these stories. I am ready to blame adult males for being low testosterone wimps and that is why these loser women are going after teens. The teens are eager and willing to give some sexual attention.
fusillade762: I had sex with a British schoolteacher once (well, technically she was Irish but she lived in Manchester). I tied her up and she said later it was the best sex she'd ever had. Which was kinda sad considering I'm not a sexual tyrannosaurus by any means./csb
Wall_of_Doodoo: some_beer_drinker: that's alot of crazy right thereYup, but as a one time 15 year old boy I can say that having a crazy (and kinda cute) twenty something that was crazy slutty and wanted nothing more than please me dirty style is probably not all that bad.Plus, when you start to fancy another, the Internet has provided a complete guide to how to simply drop a dime on little Miss Crazybritches without having to deal with any of the 'Why don't you love me anymore?!?' drama most 15 year olds have to deal with.Plus, you get to be a victim, a victim who got to be a victim through multiple 'I'm a 15 year old boy getting a ton of blowjobs' scenarios. If you gotta be a victim, I bet most 15 year old boys would probably pick the 'chick kept puttin my dong in her mouth' option pretty much 100% of the time.
MyToeHurts: Guys get tattoos because they think it makes them edgy, tough, different.Women get them them because they think they are artsy, special, different.All they really are is conforming. They realize that they are just like everyone else that's doing the exact same thing.And what's with women that tattoo their childs birth date and photo onto their bodies? Dontt they realize that it just makes them look trashy?
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