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(Sioux City Journal)   Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy, a kid'll eat ivy too, but a show-goater will shoot the neighbor's Saint Bernards for eating his goats, wouldn't you?   ( siouxcityjournal.com) divider line
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2013-07-10 05:08:21 PM  
4 votes:
Such a sad story.
Needs some background music, maybe Beethoven.
2013-07-10 05:04:11 PM  
4 votes:
"I want answers," said Fluit. "They were my pets and my family, any decent human being would have just called. I'm not letting it go."

So solly, fluitcake.
2013-07-10 05:18:35 PM  
2 votes:
Frank Burns eats worms.

/that's all I got
//move along
2013-07-10 03:45:26 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-10 09:17:25 PM  
1 vote:
Is it really impossible to get something goat-scented and smack them with it when they go sniffing around the goat pen, so they associate the smell with hurt and "bad dog"?

Does not always work....but....I have seen a farmer take a dead chicken and beat his dog so badly with it, that guts were a flyin', head came off, dog was cowering and that chicken beating continued until the feet was the only thing left in the farmer's hand.  From that time on whenever a chicken even crossed that dogs path ...he looked the other way......and took off......

Livestock are "babies" to most farmer's too.....
2013-07-10 05:20:08 PM  
1 vote:
My head hurts; why show-goater instead of goat-shower? Is it because people would think it's raining goats?
2013-07-10 05:15:20 PM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: Fluit says she won't be satisfied until she knows why her dogs are dead.

Because you and your family failed to control them.

Lead poisoning?
2013-07-10 04:12:14 PM  
1 vote:
I can't hear this song anymore without thinking of Leland Palmer after he went full-on batsh*t and his hair turned white.

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