hammettman: When they see Jesus in stuff, they call the Vatican.Who do they call when they see a penis?
Optimal_Illusion: hammettman: When they see Jesus in stuff, they call the Vatican.Who do they call when they see a penis?Uh..., GhostBallBusters?
liam76: British granny transformer
Old Man Winter: Meh, I did that as a fetus and mine is almost twice that size.
Deadrat: Now see, I thought she went and got an addadictome.
SpiderQueenDemon: I think I just got a really British joke in Sir Terry Pratchett's 'The Truth' about two years after first reading it.Humorous vegetables are seriously a thing UK papers run? Really? Darn it all, Yanks, we need to get our shiat together! I have a squash here...
AbiNormal: I thought for sure it was going to be a story from china.
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