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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Residents charged after their housekeeper feels sick and calls 911 after raiding their fridge and eating a pot brownie   ( suntimes.com) divider line
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2013-07-10 08:17:40 PM  
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WordyGrrl: DigitalCoffee: [...] eating a marijuana-laced brownie  [...]

Were they also laced with walnuts or chocolate chips? You have no clue what you are talking about so you should feel bad about yourself. If they were truly laced with MJ then the baker is doing it very wrong. And wasting some good weed in the process.

From what friends have told me, you do not just dump a baggie full of weed into the Duncan Hines mix. You make "green butter" to add to the mix.

"These cookies are delicious, but why do you call them 'green butter cookies?' They're not green."
"No, but the butter I made them with was."
(pause) "Tee hee hee hee heee..."

Sweet jesus I hate edibles-noobs. From throwing a quo of mids into a box of brownie mix to eating two in 15 minutes, claiming that "nothing's happening" then eating two more and spending the next two hours crying and puking, nothing pisses me off more within drug culture. Don't even get me started on the mushroom tea people.

/where'd the rest of the tea go?
//oh, I thought i'd finish it before it got cold. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
///hope that you didn't have anything planned for tomorrow...
2013-07-10 06:54:35 PM  
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chachi88: Time is moving very very very very very very very slowly.

I think we're dead.

/at least she didn't take the other stuff where the DVDs melt when you try to take them out of their cases
//and the notes coming out of the speakers clutter up the place
///and the walls laugh at you. i know they laugh. i've heard them laugh. they laugh and laugh and they're coming to take me away
2013-07-10 04:58:07 PM  
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TrainingWheelsNeeded: I read "russian immigrant" and was hoping for a different ending but picturing a russian dude sitting in your "friend's" basement stoned out of his gourd is just to funny.

Imagine offering someone a container of yogurt as a snack, and then going back 30 minutes later to find him still "eating" it - spooning the empty container, then licking the spoon. Over. and over. and over

Surprised he didn't try to make a break for it.

He wouldn't have got far - when they left for the day (like 8 hours later)  they brought him upstairs, he was shuffling like zombie from the Walking Dead that hasn't seen any prey all day
2013-07-10 03:56:12 PM  
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Something similar happened to a guy I know (who was definitely not me), except instead of the cleaning lady, it was one of the Russian immigrants working for Olaf's moving company, and instead of one brownie, it was 5 double strength cookies, and instead of the cops getting involved, the wife told the moving company boss  that if the thieving idiot went to the hospital the cops would be all over his employees asking questions and I sure hope everyone's paperwork is in order, so he spent the entire day sitting in a lawn chair in the basement like a zombie while his co-workers took up the slack.

But except for that, it was exactly the same
2013-07-10 03:49:13 PM  
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This is outrageous!

Ghadban and Sundar, both of Orland Park, were charged with reckless conduct, a municipal violation.

See?! outr... um, wait. This is actually pretty reasonable.

eventually led officers to a trash can containing three containers of pot brownies,

They had three "containers" full of pot brownies, and he THREW THEM IN THE TRASH??!1!1!

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2013-07-10 02:43:09 PM  
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Why'd you eat the brownie?  Who told you to eat the brownie?  I didn't tell you to eat the brownie.

/Do you know what a brownie is?
2013-07-10 02:42:07 PM  
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...she ate a brownie that she found on top of a cabinet.

Who does that?  Did she find some peanuts behind the loo?
2013-07-10 02:30:15 PM  
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Was this the maid?

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2013-07-10 02:10:49 PM  
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She may have felt sick afterwards, but just think of all of that excruciating pain that was relieved from her dose of 'medicine'.
2013-07-10 02:09:01 PM  
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"Two Orland Park men are in trouble after a housekeeper employed by one of their parents became ill after eating a marijuana-laced brownie while cleaning the house after a party."

This reads like part of a plot from an 80's teen sex comedy.

2013-07-10 02:01:30 PM  
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I knew you couldn't trust those guys.
2013-07-10 02:01:23 PM  
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2013-07-10 01:52:45 PM  
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2013-07-10 01:44:03 PM  
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