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(Guardian)   Rick Perry presidency would be a referendum on abortion and the ability to count to three   ( guardian.co.uk) divider line
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2013-07-10 11:07:33 AM  
7 votes:
A Katy Perry presidency is more likely.
2013-07-10 11:36:41 AM  
6 votes:

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: A Katy Perry presidency is more likely.

Tyler Perry Presents a Tyler Perry Production of Tyler Perry's Diary of a Retarded White Presidential Candidate starring Tyler Perry as Rick Perry.
2013-07-10 11:38:46 AM  
2 votes:
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"I can't even count to TRI-mester!"

2013-07-10 11:56:47 AM  
1 vote:

Weaver95: A Rick perry presidency would scare the shiat outta me. Anyone not a heterosexual white male Christian would be farked.

As a heterosexual while male non-practicing Christian...I think I would seriously just leave the f*cking country if a douchenozzle like Perry ever got elected. At that point I'd have to assume the American people are too f*cking dumb to live among them anymore.

And yes I have the means of becoming a citizen in another country.
2013-07-10 11:37:36 AM  
1 vote:
Governor Perry will face stiff competition in the Republican primaries; most of his challengers will likely be able to count all the way to potato.
2013-07-10 11:35:49 AM  
1 vote:
"The missiles are flyin'.  Hallelujah, Hallelujah."
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