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(Bangor Daily News)   Your lawn mower can set your house on fire. Who knew?   ( bangordailynews.com) divider line
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3812 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jul 2013 at 1:32 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-10 02:02:44 AM  
2 votes:

SpdrJay: One time a weed wacker held me down and had its way with me for 17 minutes....

Lawn tools can't be trusted.

Neither can Shop-Vacs. I was given blow jobs by one repeatedly, over a period of several years.

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*WARNING: Always use hose. Sticking it directly in unit will lead to severe injury or amputation.
2013-07-10 03:32:41 AM  
1 vote:
You gotta watch them lawn mowers. You think they're docile and harmless, but turn your back and wham! They'll stab you in the back soon as look at you.
2013-07-10 02:11:41 AM  
1 vote:
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There is this moronic thing. Uses a vacum cleaner to suck the oil out of your lawn mower. Just wait until someone tries it with the gas, or even oil that has been gas contaminated by a carb leak. Fumes flow right through the vacum's motor's brushes.
2013-07-10 01:39:01 AM  
1 vote:
>>after a fire broke out in the basement while a 16-year-old boy was trying to start a riding lawn mower.

well not starting one up in the basement is a good start.

what is Carbon Monoxide anyways?
2013-07-10 01:38:43 AM  
1 vote:
Subby: "Who knew?"

Anybody with two brain cells to rub together.

/which apparently rules out the submittard
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