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(Nola.com)   Gulf of Mexico oil platform evacuated due to a "loss of well control event." Tankers full of Pepto-Bismol rushing to scene   ( nola.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Gulf of Mexico, Pepto Bismol, oil platforms, Port Fourchon  
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2013-07-09 07:49:50 PM  
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2013-07-10 12:01:36 AM  
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It's "natural gas" which is different from methane gas, in the same way collateral damage is different from dead civilians.
2013-07-09 08:51:45 PM  
1 vote:
You see, Talos is Houston-based. That means America. Even though Talos is an amalgamation of internationally-owned oil companies, it says right there in the press release, "Houston-Based". Another cool thing about Talos is their specialty is shallow water drilling. They're not good at it, it's just their specialty.
2013-07-09 08:12:36 PM  
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The Coast Guard and the Bureau of Safety and Environmental Enforcement received a report earlier Tuesday from Talos Energy LLC, a Houston-based oil and gas company, that one of its oil and natural gas production platforms had lost well control.

"Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! But you were once man ... "
2013-07-09 08:06:33 PM  
1 vote:

Oldiron_79: Tymast: This never would have happened if the EPA didn't prevent the oil companies from draining the gulf to make it easier to get to  the oil.

Fluid dynamics does not work that way.

Oh so it's science too in on it? I am so sick of their so called "laws"   most of them aren't even in the constitution.
2013-07-09 08:06:19 PM  
1 vote:

A twisted tail.

A thousand eyes!

Trapped forever!!!
2013-07-09 07:50:51 PM  
1 vote:
This never would have happened if the EPA didn't prevent the oil companies from draining the gulf to make it easier to get to  the oil.
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