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(Spartanburg Herald Journal)   Police will arrest you if you drive around without wearing a seatbelt. Or pants, a shirt, and underwear. Basically the moral of the story is don't drive drunk and naked   ( goupstate.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, moral of the story, Buffalo Sabres, seat belts, disorderly conduct, shirts  
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2013-07-09 08:58:32 AM  
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2013-07-09 09:09:07 AM  
FTFA: ... responded to Drug Store Street in Buffalo

And ......528 Police Club Road

Someone with OCD name the streets?
2013-07-09 09:26:17 AM  
Well if I can't do that, what CAN I a girl do for fun on a tuesday night?

Sheesh, killjoys.
2013-07-09 09:52:45 AM  
This is why I live in San Francisco. Those are all thing cops would ignore here.
2013-07-09 10:56:58 AM  
so one or the other but not both?
2013-07-09 12:57:59 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Well if I can't do that, what CAN I a girl do for fun on a tuesday night?

Sheesh, killjoys.

Tuesday night? You could get drunk over here and run around naked, and very likely NOT get harassed by the men here unless you started hitting on one of (the few) bisexual ones (and even then they're going to want a wang up the yin-yang while they're having 'fun' with you.)

So you'd be safe here. We'd be great wingmen.
2013-07-10 10:28:24 PM  
No pocket...no pants...
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