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(   Violating a restraining order by breaking into your ex-boyfriend's apartment, pooping all over it, and attacking him with a meat cleaver is no way to go through life, young lady   ( divider line
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2013-07-08 12:52:11 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: CapeFearCadaver: LL316: Pretty girls don't poop. Obviously.

We do, but our poop comes out in little pellets and smell like coco beans.

Therefore, pretty girls are civet cats.

/who knew?
2013-07-08 01:49:19 PM  

WhippingBoy: Is this really that odd? I've have two ex's that did similar things. (sans the taking a dump part).

Most people go their entire lives without such drama, yet you've managed to find TWO people who do this sort of thing?

I think you may want to look into a better class of friends.
2013-07-08 01:54:55 PM  
2013-07-08 02:13:40 PM  
*takes notes*

...this will make him love me, right? RIGHT?!?

/I won't be ignored.
2013-07-08 04:35:45 PM  
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2013-07-08 05:53:40 PM  
WOW the thread we've all been waiting for the crazy woman thread married to a poop thread.

/well unless you enjoy cats and lipstick of course.
2013-07-08 06:03:48 PM  
I mean, the meat cleaver is pushing it a bit, but what's wrong with pooping all over someone's apartment?
2013-07-08 08:46:27 PM  

Nickster79: Sybarite: [ image 420x294]

But how can you resist when crazy looks so damn good.

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Ummm, yeah. I really was expecting something that a man would have trouble saying no to. Something [insert personal &/or cultural standard of sexual fecundity here], rather than...
without discounting the tastes of others (or going all studman69 here), something way below my standards.
2013-07-09 02:03:16 AM  
Disgusting. I was hoping she was hot, but that would be too awesome.
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