Sybarite: [static.someecards.com image 420x294]
Nickster79: Sybarite: [static.someecards.com image 420x294]But how can you resist when crazy looks so damn good.[2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x214]
Nana's Vibrator: My guess is the ex boyfriend looks somewhat similar and does similar things.
CapeFearCadaver: She sounds like my best friends ex. Couldn't get in the house so she poured motor oil all over the front of his house and ripped up all the flowers the new girlfriend had planted. Had all once took a running leap and jumped on the back of new girlfriend out and about somewheres.Ended up in jail and is now enjoying a nice stay at a mental hospital.
Nana's Vibrator: This could be us. That could be our hospital./you had me at mental.
BroncoFan_17: So, breaking and entering, along with assault with a deadly weapon, only gets you a $7,500 bond?
LL316: Pretty girls don't poop. Obviously.
Diogenes: Throwing the cleaver on the roof did seem a bit like a practiced move."You fall for it every time you crazy bia....!" *slips in poop*
basemetal: Meht? Is meth involved? I bet there's a good chance meth is involved.
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: [i1.ytimg.com image 850x478]When you break restraining ordersand have bowel/mental disordersDIARRHEA!!
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