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(Canton Repository)   Good news for marriage equality in Ohio; the "traditional marriage" crowd says that the polls are skewed   ( cantonrep.com) divider line
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2108 clicks; posted to Politics » on 08 Jul 2013 at 8:13 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-08 08:49:03 AM  
3 votes:

Graffito: My favorite part:

Arguing that traditional marriage is also best for children, Cochran said he subscribes to the writer G.K. Chesterton's philosophy of "the Democracy of the Dead."

"It's the idea that the vast majority of our ancestors tried and experimented with different ideas, and they came up with what works best," he said. "The traditional concept of one man, one woman is what works best."

"Grog f*ck tree for months and still no children."
"No more f*ck tree, Grog. Go f*ck dog and see if make children."
2013-07-08 09:48:02 AM  
2 votes:
I can't wait to vote for this.

I'm not proud to admit this, but I support gay marriage almost entirely because I enjoy the histrionics by the people who oppose gay marriage.  Every time another state flips, these people lose their minds about the end of the world.  It's hilarious to watch.  Equal rights are great and all, but it's my inner troll that loves this the most.
2013-07-08 10:54:36 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-07-08 09:39:42 AM  
1 vote:
I don't understand. If this guy thinks "traditional marriage" (whatever that means) works, what's stopping him from having one if gays get married?
2013-07-08 09:29:31 AM  
1 vote:
I'm cool with whatever keeps cute lesbian couples in the news

Hey, look at the bods on these two:

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(kind of a cute photo, actually)
2013-07-08 09:06:30 AM  
1 vote:

dangelder: But if gay people are able to get married, then  gay people will be able to get married.

And that infringes on my religious mandate to treat gay people like dirt.

// I'm just pissed I never got to vote on hetero marriage
// you people have been making a mockery of it for some time now
2013-07-08 08:43:54 AM  
1 vote:
Marriage should only be between a man and his Cheetos.

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2013-07-08 08:41:48 AM  
1 vote:
Lol!  There's only one comment in TFA:

Phil Burress from Citizens for Community Values has been married 3 times as is a self-professed "porn-addict."

2013-07-08 08:36:16 AM  
1 vote:
When did Ohio become such a key battle state for every farking issue? Should be really be even listening to any state that doesnt disavow Cleveland?
2013-07-08 08:32:26 AM  
1 vote:
I'm cool with whatever keeps cute lesbian couples in the news
2013-07-08 08:30:29 AM  
1 vote:
This is easy. Simply ask Jabba the Poller to apply some Jesus-y math to the numbers.
2013-07-08 08:23:48 AM  
1 vote:
There goes that damned reality, all being skewed and liberal biased again. :-/
2013-07-08 08:23:33 AM  
1 vote:
"On no other issue in America is the polling data is so wrong," he said. "The real polls are when people go to the polls and vote."

And, as we all know, nothing has changed in the last 10 years. NOTHING! LALALALALALALALALALA!!!
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