SockMonkeyHolocaust: I am actually kind of Ok with the fact that she wasn't the next Madonna.
MrHappyRotter: My cousin is close friends with one of the lawyers' next door neighbors. Well, technically not next door, but they live in the same town and the neighbor has seen one of the lawyers driving downtown. But that's not important, what is important is that my cousin heard that supposedly the "documents" show that Lady Gaga dresses up in crazy outfits for attention, it has nothing to do with her being "different". Oh, yeah, and it has has annotated notes of a video showing her driving down the middle of the interstate on a bicycle going 15 mph and blocking up traffic before she goes into a restaurant and places a really complicated order but then doesn't tip the waiter but apparently had enough money that she walked next door and bought an assault rifle which she used to give herself a partial birth abortion, the result of having had sex with a 12 year old mentally troubled boy she had sex with to keep him quiet after she kicked his puppy to death because it was a Muslim pitbull.
rocky_howard: That she's really Stefani GerMANotta?
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