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(New York Loop)   Topless at the local pool? That's an ejectin. Even if you are 3   ( divider line
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2013-07-07 11:19:52 AM  
4 votes:
Looks like someone got turned on by the kid and projected their bullshiat on the kid. Shoulda kicked that creeper out and left the damn toddler alone.
2013-07-07 12:05:02 PM  
3 votes:
The USA needs to be invaded by an army of nudists from Germany and eastern Europe.

Our prudishness is really out of hand.

Maybe we can make going topless & nude some kind of patriotic anti-terrorist movement.
2013-07-07 11:34:05 AM  
3 votes:

kendelrio: Cause bewbies are evil.

/Jeebus told me so

Yeah, our fixation and fear of teh bewbies is a source of giggles for me. Our daily goal is to see one, but the moment we do society will collapse into anarchy. We're a country of repressed 14 year-olds.
2013-07-07 02:15:33 PM  
2 votes:
I vacation at a European location where nudity is optional for all ages.

It's kinda cute seeing babies, older siblings, parents (and sometimes grandparents) on the beach, some naked some clothed, all indifferent.
2013-07-07 11:52:53 AM  
2 votes:
Decision has little to do with the putative sexuality of the toddler, I suspect, and more to do with the potential liability of the pool's owner.

You can just hear it now - "those bastards allow little girls to swim topless, and that just entices perverts and sexual predators to show up here." The pool's owner gets sued by the parents because one of the kids gets photographed by some pervert, or molested by some kiddie-diddler, claiming that the pool's owner didn't do enough to ensure a safe environment or some such. Sure, odds are that the toddler's more likely to be hit by lightning, but it's far easier for the pool's owner to simply require proper swimming attire.
2013-07-07 09:03:36 AM  
2 votes:
Sooo...Projection and sexualization of a toddler?

Not sure where I am going with this post.

This is a stupid rule.
2013-07-07 08:22:41 AM  
2 votes:
Why can't older girls go topless like toddlers do? Way too uptight at that pool.
2013-07-07 11:26:06 PM  
1 vote:
Day 1: OMG, what do you mean my kid cant be topless at the pool, she is only three!

Day 2: OMG, some guy was looking at my kid when she was topless, she is only three!
2013-07-07 03:23:08 PM  
1 vote:
Like the article says, topless bathing is legal in NY for both men and women.

The little girls civil rights were violated. Enjoy the lawsuit, town of Mamaroneck.
2013-07-07 01:45:59 PM  
1 vote:
This infuriates me.  As a society, it's one step forward, two steps back.  Just when it seems that we are getting somewhat reasonable and open about sexuality, everything starts getting sexualized, and the reactionary prudery begins.  I swear, I was watching some America's Funniest Home Videos-type show years ago that involved a dog peeing.  They pixelated the dog's penis!  And don't even get me started on that stupid Bones show.  It's OK to show a decomposing corpse, but it that corpse is female, the nipples will have conveniently sloughed off already lest they arouse some ardor.  (AND the characters all suck.)
2013-07-07 12:06:11 PM  
1 vote:

TheGreatGazoo: minus the scars he has for his heart valve replacement.

Rule 34.

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2013-07-07 12:05:58 PM  
1 vote:
I think that she should stage a protest by rounding up a whole bunch of women that are willing to go topless. Have them check in and then remove their tops once inside. The manager would be overwhelmed and their head would asplode.
2013-07-07 12:05:28 PM  
1 vote:
Nanny state is keeping us safe. Without them life would be chaos....CHAOS.  Dogs sleeping with cats, etc.
2013-07-07 12:05:02 PM  
1 vote:
what? i can only tell what sex a 3 year old is by the clothes they wear anyway. farkers all look the same.
2013-07-07 11:33:50 AM  
1 vote:

Endive Wombat: Sooo...Projection and sexualization of a toddler?

Not sure where I am going with this post.

This is a stupid rule.

I'm sure the crisis began when some pool worker felt the three-year-old making him feel funny in his special place.

/Don't know if it was a "he" just playing the odds.
2013-07-07 11:29:05 AM  
1 vote:
Cause bewbies are evil.

/Jeebus told me so
2013-07-07 11:22:25 AM  
1 vote:

AirForceVet: Why can't older girls go topless like toddlers do? Way too uptight at that pool.

According to TFA, in New York state they can. Valid point. The pool employees evidently have no idea what the laws governing their very business entail.
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