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(KOIN Portland)   Is that a machete in your pants or are you just trying to steal my frozen pizzas, candy and pepperoni sticks?   ( koin.com) divider line
    More: Strange, frozen pizzas, pepperonis, Sheen Estevez  
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1736 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jul 2013 at 9:37 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-07 11:10:58 AM  
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spawn73: Uh, submittard, he was carrying a machete inside his pants.

right, and subby said "is that a machete in your pants."

/not subby
//i will forgive you for being an esl if denmark really is where you are from
2013-07-07 10:32:46 AM  
1 vote:
Wow, armed robbery and assault with deadly weapon for some frozen pizza.  You'll get better food in prison dude.
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