ThrobblefootSpectre: Wow, armed robbery and assault with deadly weapon for some frozen pizza. You'll get better food in prison dude.
spawn73: Uh, submittard, he was carrying a machete inside his pants.
DoughyGuy: Wow this area is really going to hell. I live less than an mile up the road from there, and this is the same gas station that had a gang related shooting a few months ago (guy was getting his gas pumped when someone drove up and started shooting). And just the other week we had a house party that devolved into a roaming mob of people that was throwing rocks at the cops just up the street. We also had a illegal pot grow house burn down about a mile away this week, a big gang enforcement agency related arrest a street or two away, and at least two police chases in the last couple of weeks.At least my little dead-end side street is nice any quiet - for now.
KrispyKritter: crazy good! off to tease the sasquatch.
BeesNuts: I'm pleased. Eleven posts. Not bad./Is that my lunch pepperoni, Rick?
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