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(Daily Mail)   Neighbor calls police after hearing a woman scream 'Stop No'. What did police find when they got there. A) the woman's boyfriend beating her. B) The boyfriend stealing from her. C) The boyfriend passing gas   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-07-07 02:51:50 AM  
2 votes:
I'm glad none of the date nights with my g/f ever ended like this.  We've had some epic Dutch-oven wars.

And therwith spak this clerk, this absolon,
Spek, sweete bryd, I noot nat where thou art.
This nicholas anon leet fle a fart,
As greet as it had been a thonder-dent,
That with the strook he was almoost yblent;
2013-07-07 01:14:05 PM  
1 vote:
Someone forgot there safe word?
2013-07-07 10:29:38 AM  
1 vote:

NewportBarGuy: Somacandra: Like the biatch has never had to fart.

Women are incapable of farting and they never poop.

They never fart because they don't shoot up long enough to build any pressure.
2013-07-07 02:50:37 AM  
1 vote:
In my state they would have to arrest him anyway.
2013-07-07 01:12:46 AM  
1 vote:

Somacandra: Like the biatch has never had to fart.

Women are incapable of farting and they never poop.
2013-07-07 01:01:54 AM  
1 vote:
This is why I live in the country

/the neighbors are too far away to hear the screaming
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