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(Daily Mail)   The creamy deliciousness of Nutella is back on the market. Sorry, what? Oh, okay, Nigella is back on the market. The creamy deliciousness of Nigella   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Nigella Lawson, Charles Saatchi, Nutella, art collectors, throat, disappointments  
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2013-07-06 11:36:58 PM  
6 votes:
Nigella please.
2013-07-07 08:26:39 AM  
5 votes:

A Terrible Human: Men who hit women are pussies.

Men who hit women have broken the chains of patriarchy around their necks and have fully embraced women as their equals.
Have you hit a woman today?
2013-07-06 11:29:38 PM  
5 votes:

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2013-07-07 06:49:13 AM  
4 votes:
obvious and very well know link, too good to miss if you haven't seen it...

Nigella talks dirty
2013-07-07 08:29:41 AM  
3 votes:

Cheese eating surrender monkey: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Vertdang: Nigella vs Giada


I nominate Lorraine Pascale as the referee.

I nominate Alton Brown for ringside commentary.

"Yes, that's Giada's left pectoral muscle being gnawed on by the Englishwoman. In the UK, that muscle from a chicken is usually served with HP--or brown--sauce on a sandwich. Oddly, that same sauce is used to dress bacon sandwiches, but astute observers will note that English bacon is quite different from American and even Canadian bacon..."
2013-07-07 12:56:43 AM  
2 votes:

Alunan: Delicious?

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2013-07-06 11:30:45 PM  
2 votes:

Nigella slathered in Nutella FTW.
2013-07-07 02:18:32 PM  
1 vote:

Alunan: Delicious?

I like the fact they remembered to include the asshole.
2013-07-07 11:29:59 AM  
1 vote:
2013-07-07 11:22:01 AM  
1 vote:
One would think that a man with as much money as  Charles Saatchi would manage to buy a suit that fits in the shoulders.
2013-07-07 07:17:52 AM  
1 vote:

dready zim: Wait, HE is divorcing HER?

Yes, obviously it is all her fault for making him choke her in public, and causing him look bad in the public eye as a result.
2013-07-07 07:00:41 AM  
1 vote:
This thread smells fat.
2013-07-07 06:51:00 AM  
1 vote:
Wait, HE is divorcing HER?
2013-07-07 06:06:41 AM  
1 vote:

kxs401: What a trashing farking article.

Consider the source.

opiumpoopy: He's the advertising executive who won Margaret Thatcher the 1979 election.

Ah. So he's merely showing the usual Conservative respect for women.
2013-07-07 05:41:58 AM  
1 vote:

opiumpoopy: He's the advertising executive who won Margaret Thatcher the 1979 election.

Oh joy.
2013-07-07 04:02:07 AM  
1 vote:

Vertdang: Nigella vs Giada


2013-07-07 03:38:13 AM  
1 vote:
Sigh. Yet another article about the only fat woman in England that all Farkers would bang, whilst turning their noses up at the rest of the fat messes on that island.
2013-07-07 03:21:26 AM  
1 vote:
Nigella vs Giada

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