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(Keloland)   If you fall asleep on your back porch at 2:00 am holding a gun try not to shoot yourself when a family member turns on the porch light   ( keloland.com) divider line
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2013-07-07 01:55:49 PM  
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We Real Americans yearn for a simpler, gentler age.  When you could walk down Main Street and wave hello to everyone.  When you bought produce from the local farmers in the mom and pop corner store.  When the kids all put baseball cards in the spokes of their bikes.  When people sat on their porches in the evening.  Drunk, and armed, and passed out.

Family values.  That's all I'm saying.
2013-07-07 11:51:51 AM  
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SDRR: the_rhino: Idiots like this make us responsible gun owners look bad.

No. It does make "us" aware that this person is an irresponsible idiot though. The actions of an obviously deficient moron say nothing about anyone else.

But the actions of numerous deficient morons per week certainly does.
2013-07-07 02:37:08 AM  
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2013-07-06 10:54:09 PM  
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Barney......give me the bullet!

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2013-07-06 10:49:23 PM  
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He woke up and saw that he had a gun in his hand so he shot himself in self-defense.
2013-07-06 10:25:39 PM  
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FunkOut: Who as he waiting for? Garbage racoons? Neighbourhood tokcat pissing on the welcome mat? Paperboy?

The.meter readers. Evil wears Cartheart.
2013-07-06 10:06:28 PM  
1 vote:
Tom Bodett sought for questioning.
2013-07-06 08:23:00 PM  
1 vote:
And gun owners want no regulations or training requirements at all. Yeah.
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