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(Keloland)   If you fall asleep on your back porch at 2:00 am holding a gun try not to shoot yourself when a family member turns on the porch light   ( keloland.com) divider line
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2013-07-06 10:22:20 PM  
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fusillade762: Falling asleep with the safety off, a round in the chamber and your finger on the trigger? BRILLIANT!

Actually, these are the kinds of people we WANT to shoot themselves. Hopefully before they have time to breed.
2013-07-06 11:01:24 PM  
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themindiswatching: And gun owners want no regulations or training requirements at all. Yeah.

Who said that? Gun owners aren't a monolithic block you know. I'm more liberal than most liberals and am also a gun owner. I think it is ridiculous that people in my state can get not only a gun, but a permit to carry with zero training.

Unless you were trolling, if so, then - touche'.
2013-07-06 10:54:09 PM  
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Barney......give me the bullet!

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2013-07-06 10:49:23 PM  
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He woke up and saw that he had a gun in his hand so he shot himself in self-defense.
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