doglover: If you're rich, just use a condom and/or cum on the tits. If she gets pregnant you know who the father is: not you. get a vasectomy.Thus when crazy gold diggers get crazy, you can just let dig their own grave of lies. It's satisfying for everyone involved. This story? This story is so boring I am experiencing a tingling in my left arm, not from a cardiac event but because I was so bored I jammed two wires into my wrist and hooked up a 1.5v battery to see what would happen.Advice for rich women to avoid crazy, manipulative dudes? Date me. EIP.
rkiller1: Shudda kept his fly zipped (or buttoned).
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