dryknife: If he's so rich, why is he banging 45 year olds and not 20 year olds?
Nutsac_Jim: Opiate of the Lasses: Morality aside: this woman is an idiot. Given that he can't afford to wait you out, time is your friend. Make him pay the money up front, THEN have the abortion, dumbass!No. you collect the money, then disappear, then pop out the kid, then go for child support.If he asks you about the money, you say 'what money' and just make sure you buried it somewhere.Whats he going to do, go public... HAHAHAHAH
ph0rk: spaten: FloydA: Yeah, well structuralist anthropology was kind of stupid anyway./I expect maybe three or four farkers will get that joke.About as useful as marxist anthropology.Shut up Claude!
FloydA: Yeah, well structuralist anthropology was kind of stupid anyway./I expect maybe three or four farkers will get that joke.
Farnn: My questions is what is the Levi-Strauss heir doing with a 45 year old.
pueblonative: Actually, if she was a gold digger, wouldn't she have demanded the money up front, then refused to follow through and sued the bastard for child support?
FrancoFile: doglover: If you're rich, just use a condom and/or cum on the tits. If she gets pregnant you know who the father is: not you. get a vasectomy.
bifford: I don't think an abortion procedure cost $300,000.
BarkingUnicorn: dryknife: If he's so rich, why is he banging 45 year olds and not 20 year olds?Who says he isn't banging 20 year-olds too?
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