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(Slate)   Subway's executive chef explains why the meats are round but the cheeses are triangular. In other news, Subway has an executive chef   ( divider line
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2013-07-06 06:46:17 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-07-06 11:51:53 AM  
3 votes:
Rule #1 "If, after cutting the sandwich you see anything resembling meat in the cross-section view, you put too much meat on."
2013-07-06 12:05:10 PM  
2 votes:
Rule #2: Place cheese triangles in sandwich in a way to ensure the most bites WITHOUT cheese. Proper tessellation of the cheese is a firing offense.
2013-07-07 12:41:35 AM  
1 vote:
Because Kirk Cameron demands it.
2013-07-06 11:29:49 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-07-06 08:17:27 PM  
1 vote:

Archimedes' Principal: I'm afraid to eat at Subway now. The 'chef' referred to the meats as proteins. Does this allow them a legal out, if an over-ambitious employee puts his own 'secret sauce' on a sandwich?

/ Anybody else remember when, back in the '80s, they used to cut a trough out of their bread, instead of normal slicing?

He's just using a buzzword he heard on the Food Network to make him sound more like an Executive Chef rather than the CEO's nephew.
2013-07-06 01:44:41 PM  
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PacManDreaming: Someone on Reddit got this at an airport cafe:

It may be dismal, but it comes with a free groping.
2013-07-06 01:27:24 PM  
1 vote:

BunkyBrewman: To deceive you into believing your sandwich has more meat and cheese than it actually does when you eat it.

/and to minimize their food cost and boost their profit margin

Someone on Reddit got this at an airport cafe:

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