Aulus: My daughter is the mother of twins, now age four, and I can easily picture her doing this.
Frederick: I like the concept. But article is clearly fake.
propasaurus: None of the individuals shooting the fireworks sustained any injuries, although several did have large amounts of child fecal matter on their faces.
Medic Zero: Frederick: I like the concept. But article is clearly fake.Did the "satire" tag on the fark link not clue you in?
violentsalvation: Medic Zero: Frederick: I like the concept. But article is clearly fake.Did the "satire" tag on the fark link not clue you in?I think our comment clued the modmins into changing it from "COOL".
dv-ous: Cats are bad enough. I can't imagine having to deal with Real Human Babies™ on July 4th.(Or any other night/weekend between about mid June to late July.)
wittydh: Yeah the RCT is almost always fake. We know. We read it in the same manner that you guys read The Onion or similar sites and never, ever complain that what you read isn't real.Thanks for winning a 25 dollar bet between friends for me, though. So many Farkers are so pretensious they cannot resist the chance to be snide even if it's over obvious comedy, and in this case your predictability made me 25 bucks.
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