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(Daily Mail)   Old and busted: Driving while intoxicated. New hotness: Gondoliering while intoxicated   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-07-05 04:54:43 AM  
O Boroccho Mio
2013-07-05 04:58:44 AM  
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2013-07-05 05:09:24 AM  
Ahhhh that fresh 'scent' off the romantic Venetian Canals - hahahah - an elixer of love it is!
2013-07-05 06:03:16 AM  
Is "gondoliering" even a word?
2013-07-05 06:33:44 AM  
So the privilege of helping really gullible tourists on and off their cesspool tour boats is only gained by skinny dipping in the cesspool yourself. It's nice to have a job where you can drink all day every day as Drew has told us many times so threatening to make them stay sober is really mean. The only interesting thing about the gondola ride is watching the sewage come out of the pipes located next to the front steps of the houses and trying to guess what the occupants had for lunch the day before. Hint, zucchini and eggplant are the easiest to identify after they've been on their own little alimentary canal ride.
2013-07-05 06:49:16 AM  
Wait - is subby suggesting there has ever been a sober gondolier?
2013-07-05 07:01:29 AM  
Gondoliering sounds like something that belongs in the Kamasutra
2013-07-05 07:36:54 AM  
Wasn't that a Stephen King novel?
2013-07-05 08:09:56 AM  
I once went gamboling while intoxicated.
2013-07-05 08:13:54 AM  
This is news? Oh, wait no it's Fark.

/like there is any other way to gondolier.
2013-07-05 08:40:16 AM  
O sloe gin mio!
2013-07-05 10:03:06 AM  
Around these parts, If you are in a floating craft that has no motor, it is required that you be drinking beer or other qualifieable adult beverage.

/that is all
2013-07-05 10:09:48 AM  
Drunken sailors, a close run third behind hydrogen and stupidity as constants of the universe.
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