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(Opposing Views)   Fine young bloke lands in the slammer after biting his grandmother on the shoulder and punching his grandfather in the face over missing wine   ( opposingviews.com) divider line
    More: Florida, wine bottles, grandmother, Deltona  
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1574 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jul 2013 at 4:37 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-05 04:46:23 AM  
He should hang out with Mr. Poor Impulse Control from the story below.

Feed them to the farking moosen already!
2013-07-05 05:05:29 AM  
Bloke quoted as saying grandmother tasted quite dry on the palate though had small notes of Werther's
2013-07-05 06:09:03 AM  
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2013-07-05 07:17:48 AM  
In other news: Bat Boy was spotted at a local diner.
2013-07-05 08:08:09 AM  
getting in the face of a drunk is always the smart thing to do. the Earth might end and tomorrow may never come, then what do.
2013-07-05 08:17:27 AM  
Did she drive him crazy?
2013-07-05 10:44:40 AM  
At least he didn't take little suzy to the junior prom.
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