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(Sun News Network)   Teen with "very poor impulse control" busted after calling 911 for a cut he suffered kicking out a beauty shop's window to steal $50   ( sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line
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2013-07-05 04:59:02 AM  
1 vote:
Not many N.S. fans here, but just enough.

"The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel."

The Deliverator belongs to an elite order, a hallowed sub-category. It continues "Right now, he is preparing to carry out his third mission of the night."

"No! I don't want the mangosteen" - Anderson Lake leans forward.
2013-07-05 03:38:31 AM  
1 vote:
Are they going to give him the forehead tattoo now?
2013-07-05 03:37:06 AM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: Execute this one now. No hope for redemption.

I am pretty sure Canada does not have capital punishment, but nice try. You may pick up your consolation prize from our lovely assistant backstage.
2013-07-05 03:31:04 AM  
1 vote:
Execute this one now. No hope for redemption.
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