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(Sun News Network)   Teen with "very poor impulse control" busted after calling 911 for a cut he suffered kicking out a beauty shop's window to steal $50   ( sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line
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2013-07-05 04:18:19 AM  
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Does he have a motorcycle sidecar with a nuclear warhead too?
2013-07-05 04:16:20 AM  
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99.998er: Also, I do not think intuit means what you think it means.

QuickBooks sucks. There, I said it.
2013-07-05 03:49:18 AM  
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AverageAmericanGuy: 99.998er: AverageAmericanGuy: Execute this one now. No hope for redemption.

I am pretty sure Canada does not have capital punishment, but nice try. You may pick up your consolation prize from our lovely assistant backstage.

They could probably come up with something. Feed him to the meese or Intuits.

If my intuit is correct, the meese feeding season doesn't begin until late September. In other words, what language are you typing? What is/are meese? Also, I do not think intuit means what you think it means.
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