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(Opposing Views)   Man sentenced to prison for buying iphone from a toddler for two dollars. Sounds like the guy overpaid   ( opposingviews.com) divider line
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2013-07-04 05:36:02 PM  
3 votes:
So the kid pockets the cash, then rats him out to his mother? What a dick!
2013-07-04 05:39:16 PM  
2 votes:
I "stole" an iPhone from AT&T for $2 the other day. I was sentenced to two years of their shiatty service. Remorseful.
2013-07-04 05:30:06 PM  
2 votes:
Like taking handy from a baby.
2013-07-04 06:43:32 PM  
1 vote:
OK, I'll be "that guy". Don't let toddlers play with electronics worth hundreds when a toy worth two dollars will do just fine.

Bring it on, parents of snowflakes.
2013-07-04 05:59:51 PM  
1 vote:

The Pope of Manwich Village: Like taking handy from a baby.

If you know what that's like, have a seat over there!
2013-07-04 05:47:36 PM  
1 vote:

selfmedicating: So the kid pockets the cash, then rats him out to his mother? What a dick!

Seriously, I was thinking the same thing.  Sounds to me like Crackhead Bob was just all about profit margin, know what I'm sayin'?

Did the cops even bother to interrogate that lyin' toddler ?  Did they sweat him a bit ?

"I don't give a farkin flying fark if you ARE three farkin years old, STOP STONEWALLING ME!  Where did you get the two crumpled dollar bills!!!"

/kid looks a little suspicious
2013-07-04 05:28:37 PM  
1 vote:
Jesus, that's a way worse early termination penalty than even AT&T charges.
2013-07-04 05:21:09 PM  
1 vote:
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At least he paid.
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