texdent: bearded clamorer: Could be worse.Could be "Shartnado".Or Shatnerado
Saiga410: Now if the tornado runs over a laser factory and in that action imbeds lasers into the sharks heads we could be talking Oscars.
Sybarite: I think animal + natural disaster will be the next big thing. I have an idea about a New England coastal town terrorized by giant crabs brought up from the ocean floor by a series of freak tremors in the Atlantic basin. I'd call it...Crab Quakes.
Soulcatcher: Somaticasual: You know, at that point you could just replace sharks with any other heavy object of the same dimensions. Once they're flying at 150 mph, I don't think teeth and overall desired to shred are going to factor in as highly..Whorenado
peterthx: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: //My grade-schooler is gonna love this flickIsn't grade school a bit young for The Big Lebowski?
Gergesa: They haven't taken this far enough. What they need to do is have the tornado swing through a nuclear power plant this giving us a nuclear sharknado. The sharks will become hyper intelligent and use radioactive powers and control over weather to dominate the land and try to take over the world!!
Mikey1969: Really? These people can't just step aside and let the stupid shark suffocate? Good lord people, find a basement and wait 10 minutes, How the Fark can even SciFi think this would make a movie that was anything but garbage?
bearded clamorer: Could be worse.Could be "Shartnado".
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