gfid: olapbill: kid needs to learn when to STFU. Want to sell vaguely lemony water? great. Your neighbours don't want to hear your ass all day trying to sell it."journalist" needs to learn the difference between balling and bawling , sicced and sicked.No shiat. The education system in this country is farked. And apparently Canadian education isn't much better.FFS, I have a degree in engineering. I took ONE literature class in college and I know the right words to use. How the fark does someone with a job as a journalist not know the farking language?
Dinjiin: SpectroBoy: For the busy-bodySo then it is cool if I send my kids and all their friends to stand outside of your house and scream for a couple hours? After all, they're just children playing. If you object to that, you are obviously a filthy communist.
brigid_fitch: who should be fined for abusing the 911 system
Jim from Saint Paul: Sure sounds like a FarkUs/Kickstarter thread waiting to happen. "Get autistic kid his vendors permit".
KellyKellyKelly: TheGreatGazoo: I have a nephew who is autistic. His voice is either at 0 or up to 11. There isn't much in between.I'd hate to have someone like that yelling outside my window if I had to work the night shift or something.And of course ALL autistic kids are EXACTLY like your nephew. No in-between.
Burning_Monk: f you can't handle some loud kids for a couple hours
Dinjiin: Burning_Monk: Yes? Kids play, kids scream, welcome to the world.No shiat, Sherlock. But there is a big difference between kids talking and giggling with the occasional scream versus kids screaming at every car that goes by for hours on end, several days in a row.If you cannot tell the difference, please do the world a favor and don't have children.
TheGreatGazoo: I have a nephew who is autistic. His voice is either at 0 or up to 11. There isn't much in between.I'd hate to have someone like that yelling outside my window if I had to work the night shift or something.
Brittabot: According to TFA, the kids do this every year on Canada Day to raise money for a hospital.I could see a neighbor getting annoyed if they were doing this daily what with the noise and running around and everything, but FFS, they're kids, selling lemonade, on a holiday, for a good cause.Dear neighbor lady: Why dont you go back in your house, wash the sand out of your vagina, put on some music to drown out the sounds of happy children, and maybe reevaluate your life if this is something for which you'd seriously consider calling EMERGENCY SERVICES.
internut scholar: BKITU: I used to resell Garbage Pail Kids trading stickers at school back in 7th grade. Hard life. Always looking over your shoulder, never sure if your next customer is an undercover cop. Strictly cash, obviously, and it gets harder and harder to hide all those jingling dimes and quarters from the authorities. An adolescent boy's pants pockets only go out so far, you know? Like I said, hard life. But... I was respected by the other kids, because I ran an honest business, legality notwithstanding. Nobody ever ratted me out. Never got into any fights over territory, either -- I took the GPKs, Big Adam had the BlowPops, and Cray had the titty mags. We stayed out of each other's way, and everybody was happy. By the time the school year was over, I had enough for a skateboard and some pizza now and then. I'm just glad I never did hard time.I was a arms trader of sorts. Bazookas to be precise. Bazooka Joes to be even more precise. It was life in the fast lane.Glad that is all behind me now. I even got a permit when I put a deck on my house. Straight as an arrow.
olapbill: kid needs to learn when to STFU. Want to sell vaguely lemony water? great. Your neighbours don't want to hear your ass all day trying to sell it."journalist" needs to learn the difference between balling and bawling , sicced and sicked.
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