MaudlinMutantMollusk: You gotta be f*cking kidding me/two pages for that lame bullsh*t?
quickdraw: "Bring a woman to orgasm" doesnt even make the list? FFS its never been easier to do extensive research on this vital topic.
Notabunny: MaudlinMutantMollusk: You gotta be f*cking kidding me/two pages for that lame bullsh*t?four?
Di Atribe: Shouldn't everyone know how to split a check? Because it's farking easy & part of adult life?
Beerguy: Di Atribe: Shouldn't everyone know how to split a check? Because it's farking easy & part of adult life?No kidding.....round the total up to the next $20 to cover the tip and split.So, a $47 bill gets rounded to $60 then split it 30 bucks each. The server gets a decent tip and no calculator needed.
SilentStrider: Well.I can change a tire...
Di Atribe: What I want men to do:Fix thingsKill bugsScratch backMove heavy thingsTasks involving wires
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Notabunny: MaudlinMutantMollusk: You gotta be f*cking kidding me/two pages for that lame bullsh*t?four?No... I'd be ok with two if it wasn't such lame bullsh*t/I guess I've just gotten so old that I forget every generation needs to have this sh*t explained to them//I was hoping genetic memory would have asserted itself by now
MaudlinMutantMollusk: //might need advance warning for moving heavy things, though
Di Atribe: MaudlinMutantMollusk: //might need advance warning for moving heavy things, thoughJust knowing how to move the heavy things is a good thing. And getting it done, of course.
naughtyrev: Yay, a Cracked article that managed to make 2 pages out of a 4 item list. But on the subject at hand, you should actually be able to do those things before you leave high school - I'd say Jr. high but 8th graders don't have many opportunities to split a tab.
thisispete: IF you can keep your head when all about youAre losing theirs and blaming it on you,If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,But make allowance for their doubting too;If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,Or being hated, don't give way to hating,And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;If you can meet with Triumph and DisasterAnd treat those two impostors just the same;If you can bear to hear the truth you've spokenTwisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:If you can make one heap of all your winningsAnd risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,And lose, and start again at your beginningsAnd never breathe a word about your loss;If you can force your heart and nerve and sinewTo serve your turn long after they are gone,And so hold on when there is nothing in youExcept the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,If all men count with you, but none too much;If you can fill the unforgiving minuteWith sixty seconds' worth of distance run,Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
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