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(Washington Post)   Did the President of Bolivia just smuggle Edward Snowden out of Russia?   ( washingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Evo Morales, President of Bolivia, Bolivia, Russia, Russian President Vladimir Putin, Maduro, Moscow Airport, Russia Today  
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2013-07-02 08:13:43 PM  
7 votes:
This just got good again.

How far do they have to move him to get a first down?
2013-07-02 07:43:38 PM  
7 votes:
They should a Doppler radar tracking showing where he is. Like Santa Claus.
2013-07-02 08:09:17 PM  
5 votes:
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Others have tried Bolivia and it didn't work out.
2013-07-02 08:51:20 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-07-02 08:26:35 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-07-02 09:59:49 PM  
3 votes:
There's only going to be one real question if Snowden is captured:

Did he recover the Superbowl Ring?
2013-07-02 08:10:52 PM  
2 votes:
Was he wrapped up in a couple of condoms, hiding in the President's rectum?
2013-07-02 08:10:30 PM  
2 votes:

Day_Old_Dutchie: It's disguising how our paranoid "leaders" are doing their goddamnedness to make an example of this guy,

This is a thread about Snowden, not Zimmerman.
2013-07-02 08:04:10 PM  
2 votes:
Standing in the dock at Southampton
Trying to get to Holland or France
The man in the mac said You've got to go back
You know they didn't even give us a chance

Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me
2013-07-02 11:53:55 PM  
1 vote:
Is he going to Lake Titicaca?

2013-07-02 10:40:23 PM  
1 vote:

Disgruntled Goat: Four, count 'em, FOUR greenlights to Main today about this guy.

This is farking absurd.

1 more and someone gets a footlong.

/eat fresh
2013-07-02 10:18:27 PM  
1 vote:
Many European countries on the list - including Austria, Finland, Ireland, the Netherlands, Norway, Spain and Switzerland - said he would have to make his request on their soil.

Because these countries suck the American dick and would hand you over in a throb... er... heartbeat.
2013-07-02 09:55:36 PM  
1 vote:

that bosnian sniper: ThrobblefootSpectre: Heck, I think  every whackadoodle who complains how horrible and oppressive life in the U.S. is should move to Bolivia.

Well, as far as I'm concerned after the complete legislative train wreck that was the 111th Congress, between  Citizens United and redistricting coming down the pike in the 112th, the electorate had  one opportunity left to get the country heading anywhere but off the nearest, tallest cliff. The country raised its head and spoke with one voice, "DERP!".

Now we live in a country in which corporations are people, money is speech, talking heads and shills are policy elite, a minority is a mandate, enforcing tax law is a scandal in and of itself, transparency and accountability are memories, and voting rights are being willfully thrown away by its own electorate. We're the world's richest third-world kleptocracy, and we have  exactly the government we deserve.

I'm beginning to doubt your dedication to Sparkle Motion. It's troubling.
2013-07-02 09:54:01 PM  
1 vote:
he probably has had a bug implanted in his ass so that Uncle Sam can track him.   There
is a price to pay for having access to taboo government info.  The gov't isn't so stupid as to
not implant microchips in their employees who have high level clearance.   Otherwise he
would have just moved to Idaho and assumed another identity.  Nonetheless, there is more
to this story.
2013-07-02 08:29:44 PM  
1 vote:
"Raw like Snowden straight from Bolivia"
2013-07-02 08:07:21 PM  
1 vote:

Gwendolyn: I don't understand why "Where in the world is Edward Snowden?" is the big story instead of the government programs he exposed and the money they spent doing it. I always figured it was happening anyway but damn they spent a lot of money.

Why do you think his name was released?  (Tinfoil hat) The real culprit is dead and buried. The "Snowden" persona is a government Kabuki show to placate the masses.
2013-07-02 07:44:59 PM  
1 vote:

Godscrack: They should a Doppler radar tracking showing where he is. Like Santa Claus.

Wow. That was close.
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