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(WFMZ Allentown)   It's your weekly "Smokers cost employers a bajillion dollars" article. Come on in and light up   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, tobacco control, St. Luke's, smoking cessation, Step One, employees, smoke breaks  
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2166 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Jul 2013 at 9:40 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-01 10:21:31 AM  
2 votes:

Giltric: It even says so on the warning label on cigarettes.

That' why I don't buy the heart attack or cancer causing ones. I specifically ask for these instead.

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2013-07-01 10:20:17 AM  
1 vote:
mind if I fart?
2013-07-01 10:11:19 AM  
1 vote:

unchellmatt: mayIFark: Quit smoking or quit complaining.

I chose to instead switch out one addiction for another.

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Those are some pretty hardcore suppositories.
2013-07-01 09:52:26 AM  
1 vote:
Being a face stuffing obese pig still okay.
2013-07-01 09:49:04 AM  
1 vote:
Fine, but when they all quit and stop having health problems, they're going to live longer.  And you'll be sorry, because there's nothing more obnoxious than an unapologetic jackoff who wants a cigarette but can't have one.
2013-07-01 09:45:02 AM  
1 vote:
Smoking causes a variety of cancers. Cancer is very expensive to treat. Insurance companies have to pay for cancer treatments. Companies pay a portion of the insurance packages for their employees. Therefore, smoking causes billions of dollars of extra corporate costs every year.  So does obesity.
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