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(Daily Mail)   And now the tale of America's worst hotel: The stomach-churning reviews from guests who stayed at the legendary Detroit dump before it shut down   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-07-01 02:23:04 AM  
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ElizaDoolittle: thought I should warn you that someone who can't spell or punctuate and is a jerk has hijacked your account.

I Fess up the spelling punctuating thing....but the core of that joke is very old Paul Lynde Joke.
"....and the room smelled like Pussy, I Think".
2013-07-01 04:59:08 AM  
2 votes:

ransack.: I lived in Detroit this was my house

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I miss my neighbours, that was a really cool place to live, everyone was like family

like what you've done with the place.
2013-07-01 04:19:24 AM  
2 votes:
I lived in Detroit this was my house

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I miss my neighbours, that was a really cool place to live, everyone was like family
2013-07-01 02:15:59 AM  
2 votes:
Optik - I've always liked you and thought you were a nice guy.  I thought I should warn you that someone who can't spell or punctuate and is a jerk has hijacked your account.
2013-07-01 12:32:28 AM  
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2013-07-01 10:35:37 AM  
1 vote:
LUXURY! When I visited friends in the Netherlands, we drove to Magdeburg Germany (the place where Hitler's body was disposed of http://www.vosizneias.com/44476/2009/12/07/magdeburg-germany-%E2%80%8 B -hitler%E2%80%99s-remains-were-destroyed-on-kgb-orders/  ) shortly after the wall came down, to visit my host's friends. We stayed at a hotel in town that was almost surreal in its shoddiness, inhospitality and discomfort.

My third-floor room strongly smelled of chemicals, the sheets were dirty with a holey bedspread, the bathroom facilities down the hall were filthy, and the in-room shower (a stand-alone model, right in the room) was a Russian model that required the guest to start the water heater, with instructions written in Cyrillic that I could never figure out, so I had to take a cold shower.

However, that was minor compared to when I went to the window and discovered that I could push on the baseboard with my foot, and move the entire wall out and look directly down through the hole created, upon the cobblestone street. The next room was occupied by a guy and two girls who spent all night laughing, shooting up and farking. Loudly. I could hear everything through the paper-thin walls. At 3am, the unmuffled dump-truck parade down the cobblestone street started and kept up until check-out.

One thing I did like was that instead of a Bible in the dresser, there was an assortment of German porno magazines.

/five stars
2013-07-01 08:07:20 AM  
1 vote:
I once got pulled over driving past it on Cass for being white. No shiat, the cops pulled me over and when I asked why, they said that the only white people that came down Cass were those looking for hookers or drugs. This was about 20 years ago.
2013-07-01 04:47:43 AM  
1 vote:
On the plus side, each room came with 2 free Faygos.
2013-07-01 04:14:37 AM  
1 vote:

Coelacanth: I could tell you guys some real horror stories about some of the Las Vegas properties I've worked at...

Go on.
2013-07-01 04:08:52 AM  
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"Come play with us, subby. Forever...and ever...and EVER!"
2013-07-01 03:41:41 AM  
1 vote:
How could it possibly be worse than that hotel with a body in the water tank?  I don't care how run-down a place gets, dead girl in the water tops any infrastructural deficiencies.
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