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(Next Movie)   Bullshiat, Mr. Han Man. "Enter the Dragon" star Jim Kelly dead at 67   ( nextmovie.com) divider line
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2013-07-01 10:23:09 AM  
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ristst: [i1168.photobucket.com image 381x269]
Also the inspiration for A Fistful of Yen, a pretty good Fu flick in its own right.

/Guard number one is a senior on Klahn's mountain, and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well!
//Guard number two is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang!
///Traveling comes naturally to guard number three, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals!

This is Butkus, Klahn's bodyguard. He is tough and ruthless. This is Kwong, Klahn's chauffeur. He is rough and toothless.

You have our gwatitude.

In the past year, over 800,000 Americans have died. Despite millions of dollars of research, death continues to be our nation's number one killer.
2013-07-01 01:02:17 AM  
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He fought in the spirit of his ancestors. He has our gratitude.
2013-06-30 11:36:21 PM  
1 vote:
Three The Hard Way is one of my all time favorites. RIP Mr. Keyes
2013-06-30 11:28:52 PM  
1 vote:
Subby, you come right out of a comic book

RIP Afro Karate Man
2013-06-30 11:27:18 PM  
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Rwa2play: Damn, only 67?  Thought he would've been older than that.

/"Who the f*ck hit me?!"

Right out of a comic book.

2013-06-30 10:14:24 PM  
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Han: We are all ready to win, just as we are born knowing only life. It is defeat that you must learn to prepare for.

Williams: I don't waste my time with it. When it comes, I won't even notice.

Han: Oh? How so?

Williams: I'll be too busy looking gooood.

Cheesy dialogue but he somehow made it work.

RIP Jim Kelly aka Williams, Black Belt Jones et al.
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