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(The Motley Fool)   How Zack Snyder destroyed Superman   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Man of Steel, Zack Snyder, Superman, winners, David S. Goyer, Iron Man, Monsters University, Box Office Mojo  
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2013-06-30 11:23:20 AM  
3 votes:
Ohhhhhhhhh this is gonna be a well-reasoned out thread.

/gets popcorn
//and the baseball bats
2013-06-30 10:57:20 PM  
2 votes:

89 Stick-Up Kid: I thought Doomsday killed Superman?

He was only "mostly dead." I kid you not.

/World's worst mash-up movies presents: The Man of Steel Magnolias.
2013-06-30 08:46:27 PM  
2 votes:
Yeah, how awful.

Even worse, this movie is the ONLY MEDIUM in which the character is depicted. No other movies, no novels, animated features, comic books, video games, etc.

Jus this ONE movie. And it ruined everything. FOREVER.
2013-06-30 08:21:34 PM  
2 votes:
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Yeah Man of Steel was awful. We needed more polar bears, giant spiders, and a living super suit. At least he wouldn't have KILLED anyone and stained the legacy of such an icon.
2013-07-01 01:10:15 PM  
1 vote:
Wy didn't Krypto just fly away from the tornado?
2013-07-01 11:48:28 AM  
1 vote:

Alphax: That may be one of the oddest things I've read on Fark in quite a while.

So, you don't come here very often?

Commenting on something you haven't seen/read/heard has a long and glorious history around here.
2013-06-30 11:30:44 PM  
1 vote:

VaportrailFilms: [ image 612x380]

I'm sorry, what was the problem again?

Photographic evidence that Superman was the reason that 7 World Trade Center collapsed.
2013-06-30 11:10:09 PM  
1 vote:
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Nice design, Kryptonians.
2013-06-30 10:58:14 PM  
1 vote:

Infernalist: Rwa2play: Mad_Radhu: It is still the second highest grossing movie of the year behind Iron Man 3, so I think WB is counting it as a win.

This; WB's will count this in the win column, but the signs are there that this new take could go downhill fast in the next movie.

I still think it was better than the non-Donner cut of Superman 2, but nowhere near as good as Superman: The Movie or All Star Superman.

That and I'd add Superman/Batman: Apocalypse.  Yeah, yeah, yeah, technically it's Supes, Bats, WW and Supergirl, but I'd put his fight with Darkseid up there against Zod.

Just curious but what 'signs' are you referring to?

The typical Nolan-esque plot holes didn't give it away?
2013-06-30 10:51:29 PM  
1 vote:

Bith Set Me Up: Rwa2play: Kyosuke: They farked up when they tried to make him anything more than a simple comic book hero.

Realism doesn't belong in the comic book universe. Comics were supposed to be an escape from reality.

Marvel hit it perfectly: embrace it, don't shy away from what it is.  In hindsight, the Wonder Woman TV series was the same way.  Heck, even "Lois & Clark" somewhat embraced it.

So much this. I think the Iron Man movies are superior to the Nolan Batman movies, because being faithful and fun aren't antithetical concepts.

Besides with Wonder Woman: It's Lynda Carter as WW looking hot and being awesome.  'nuff said, bub~!
2013-06-30 09:07:49 PM  
1 vote:
MoS is a lot like The Phantom Menace: The character development is crap and the script is pedestrian at best, but it had a HECK of a lightsaber fight, so the movie will rake in millions.
2013-06-30 09:02:09 PM  
1 vote:
I thought Doomsday killed Superman?
2013-06-30 08:57:18 PM  
1 vote:
Superman: the comic character every 3 year old creates and then is disappointed to find out they were beaten to the punch
2013-06-30 08:50:18 PM  
1 vote:
"How hyperbolic headlines bring more traffic to my shiatty blog".

2013-06-30 08:46:17 PM  
1 vote:
By making him entertaining?
2013-06-30 08:40:40 PM  
1 vote:
fanboys are going to be butthurt NO MATTER WHAT. unbind your panties, and meet some members of the opposite gender without being a creeper.
2013-06-30 12:15:13 PM  
1 vote:

ManateeGag: cameroncrazy1984: Christopher Nolan produced it, right? I blame him. His Batman movies were awful too.

10/10 - that will get tons of bites

The best part is, I'm not even trolling.
2013-06-30 12:12:09 PM  
1 vote:

cameroncrazy1984: Christopher Nolan produced it, right? I blame him. His Batman movies were awful too.

10/10 - that will get tons of bites
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