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(The Sun)   A really tall guy walks into a bar... (w/pics)   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2013-06-30 12:34:05 AM  
5 votes:
I'd let him squeeze in so tightly, four other guys would have to leave.
2013-06-30 01:46:48 AM  
2 votes:
Does he like to skip and jump and press wild flowers?
2013-06-30 01:36:07 AM  
2 votes:

God-is-a-Taco: Like a 6'7 guy needs help with women.

No baldies, ell oh ell.

God-is-a-Taco: He does seem older than 23 though, the "lumberjack" look doesn't really scream youth.

Brits look older than they are, at least to me.

Maybe the real problem is the bathroom can't handle this lumberjack's logs.

I'm just 5'10" but I can defeat almost any toilet through the miracle of IBS. I'm talking piles above sea level here. The solution is to flush while extruding, but that's hard to time even when sober.
2013-06-30 01:28:14 AM  
2 votes:
Who cares? The beer is always overpriced in a mini bar.
2013-06-30 12:51:07 AM  
2 votes:
Let the Wookie win
2013-06-30 06:31:36 PM  
1 vote:
Shame about dazed420.
Too soon gone...
2013-06-30 09:04:08 AM  
1 vote:
The barkeep did not want to state the real reason for evicting him: 300 pounds + booze hound = weapons-grade B.O.
2013-06-30 06:44:05 AM  
1 vote:

Fista-Phobia: Have you been to Europe?

Why yes, I spent over 3 years in England and visited France while I was there.

Just pay no attention to the fact that I arrived when I was 6 weeks old and left when I was nearly 4 years old and don't really remember any of it.
2013-06-30 05:04:22 AM  
1 vote:
I was expecting  Steven Merchant.
2013-06-30 02:55:23 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-06-30 02:14:22 AM  
1 vote:

werty789: Franko618: I'm 6'7" and about 85 lbs. bigger than this guy.  I feel like I wouldn't want to be in a bar that small to begin with, not even enough room for a dart board unless you are standing outside and throwing in.

I hope that is a typo or you got a problem.

I think the dot after "lbs" is indicating an abbreviation, not the end of a sentence.
2013-06-30 12:59:34 AM  
1 vote:
That's racist tallest!
2013-06-30 12:53:05 AM  
1 vote:
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar,,, and, the bartender says "why the long face". budup pshhh.
2013-06-30 12:33:24 AM  
1 vote:
I'd let him walk into me.
2013-06-30 12:32:24 AM  
1 vote:
I'd let him take up all my space.
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